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Demogs

"Hey Bill, the Price Spencer account is here, I want an in-depth 411 on the demogs asafp"
by Benncm June 30, 2011
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SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Benncm July 3, 2011
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TSHTS

Abbreviation for THIS SHIT HAS TO START.

The request for the immediate start of whatever it is which is being depicted, combined with an absolute sense of amazement at the sheer lunacy of the event itself.
by Benncm December 9, 2011
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Feedom

If you want to be free then you have to pay fee. That's feedom.
by Benncm December 24, 2011
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Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.
Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels
by Benncm February 21, 2011
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Doing a Haye

The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky

A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"

After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"

Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
by Benncm July 10, 2011
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TSHTS

Abbreviateion for THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP.

The request for the immediate cessation of whatever it is which is occurring, combined with a absolute sense of disbelief at the sheer idiocy of the event itself.
Beauty pageants. TSHTS.

R. TSHTS.

etc.....
by Benncm December 8, 2011
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