crunkify

To make a party so fun that people will inevitably get crunk.

"This party is lame, man. Who they playin, Neil Diamond?"
"Yo, I got some Lil Jon on my iPod, throw it on the speakers."
"Yeah, we bout to crunkify this crib!"

by Ben Frey November 27, 2005

serial sevens

1. A psych test measuring cognitive ability where subject counts backward from a random number in increments of seven.
2. Any difficult mental calculation.

Explained in The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger.

"I can figure out how much we all owe if you just let me see the bill... it isn't serial sevens."

by Ben Frey April 05, 2006

wrap rage

Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in. Growing phenomenon described in the Pittsburgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.

Ironically, he got so caught up in wrap rage that he almost sliced off his finger using a screwdriver to open the package containing an X-acto knife.

by Ben Frey March 29, 2006

mysterectomy

Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.

"What are you watching?"
"The Village, I haven't seen it yet."
"Cool... you know it's set in the present, right?"
"Oh, goddammit! Thanks for the mysterectomy!"

by Ben Frey April 28, 2006

blanguage

"Secret" black language. Nonverbal expressions that African Americans use to express the horrible things they say, as defined by Larry Wilmont on The Daily Show. It's a way for them to communicate to other black peole without whiteys knowing.

Examples of blanguage include: Obama flipping off Hillary Clinton by scratching his face with his middle finger and Larry adjusting his tie to say "stand down brothers, my boy is cool."

by Ben Frey April 21, 2008

progressive dinner

A group meal where each course is served at a different person's house or restaurant.

Last night we did a progressive dinner downtown, with appetizers at Ben Pao, salad at Weber Grill, steaks at Gibson's, and dessert at the Cheesecake Factory.

by Ben Frey May 25, 2006

red pony

Also called a snot rocket, the act of covering one nostril and blowing forcefully on the other to expel flotsam and jetsam from one's sinus cavity, usally in a public place. Named for a character in John Steinbeck's "The Red Pony" with a predilection for said disgusting affectation.

I didn't have any kleenex and didn't see anyone down the street, so I launched a red pony on the sidewalk before hopping on the bus.

by Ben Frey June 11, 2006