Ben Frey's definitions

serial sevens

1. A psych test measuring cognitive ability where subject counts backward from a random number in increments of seven.
2. Any difficult mental calculation.

Explained in The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger.

"I can figure out how much we all owe if you just let me see the bill... it isn't serial sevens."

by Ben Frey April 5, 2006

crunkify

To make a party so fun that people will inevitably get crunk.

"This party is lame, man. Who they playin, Neil Diamond?"
"Yo, I got some Lil Jon on my iPod, throw it on the speakers."
"Yeah, we bout to crunkify this crib!"

by Ben Frey November 27, 2005

spicer

A marijuana enthuasiast.

"Wanna light up?"
"Why, you little spicer."

by Ben Frey December 3, 2005

tullem

A reverse mullet - business in the back, party in the front. Preferred by urban hipsters who like long shaggy bangs without uncomfortably scratchy hair on their neck.

My friend who works at the second-hand record store down the street went to Supercuts the other day and got a tullem.

by Ben Frey September 1, 2008

wrap rage

Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in. Growing phenomenon described in the Pittsburgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.

Ironically, he got so caught up in wrap rage that he almost sliced off his finger using a screwdriver to open the package containing an X-acto knife.

by Ben Frey March 29, 2006

southsourcing

Instead of hiring illegal aliens to work for you in this country, this is the business practice of relocating your manufactring and labor pool to Mexico - so everything is just as cheap, and nice and legal. As coined by Stephen Colbert.

If southsourcing keeps up, illegal aliens in the US are going to need to go where the jobs are - Mexico.

by Ben Frey September 25, 2007

elevator shotgun

In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weather, etc.

After the group of HR got off on 23, I quickly grabbed elevator shotgun to check the sports scores from last night on my way up.

by Ben Frey February 10, 2007