celebracy

The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.

I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

Celebracious

Joyous to the point of obsurdity. Festive to the 10th power. Rishschmockously blissful.

DRUNKEN GROOM: I'd like to thank everyone for attending our CELEBRACIOUS occasion.

PISSED OFF BRIDE: You As*hole!

by Juanny Cashito August 25, 2008

Celebracious

Ridiculously blissful to the point of absurdity, exponentially jovial, Rismockulously harmonious, Beyond joyous. So damn jolly it makes me nauseous.

Drunken Groom: "I'd like to thank everyone for sharing this CELEBRACIOUS occasasion today"

Pissed-off Bride: "You Asshole"!

by Juanny Cashito September 29, 2008