Ben's definitions

who shot john

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.

Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.

by Ben November 24, 2004

bicyclemobile

Word created by Ben Moseley the first to illustrate a bicycle that is also an automobile minus the auto then added together.

Ben Equals Cool:I'im about to go burn off energy by riding my bicyclemobile.

by Ben January 3, 2005

Sex Out

To kick out your roomate at college for the night so you and your girlfriend can fuck on his bed.

David: DAMNIT Michael Smith the pimp brought another girl in this week and had to Sex Out my awesome self! This guy has had sex every week, so I am forced to go out and be humiliated for not being in my room.

Thanks Michael!

by Ben May 21, 2006

London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place

"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"

by Ben December 4, 2003

Nailed

To have sex with, especially spontanously and/or with great passion/force.

I nailed her out of the blue last night.

by Ben September 29, 2003

lacfy

This brilliant acronym made by Ben C. stands for:
Let's all Clap for You

This has become so popular that all across Georgia, urban, rural, inner, suburban, people are chanting this acronym.

Anyways, Adam has proceeded (yet again... This guy is on a fucking rampage) to utterly KILL, DEVASTATE, MOLEST, MURDER, STAB, AND MASSACRE this acronym.

Example:

Ben: Is the exam hard?
Adam: lacfy
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, or surfers
Ben: WHAT?!?!?!!?
Adam: WHAT?!?!?!?
Ben: IS IT HARD OR NOT?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: DAMNIT ADAM
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I can help you!
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I KNOW THAT. IS THE EXAM HARD? IF I FAIL IT I WILL HAVE TO REDO THIS YEAR NEXT YEAR
Adam: Cya

by Ben May 13, 2005

Derwood

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

by Ben February 3, 2005