Ben's definitions

yojimbo

Bodyguard or protector.(Japanese)
Name of one of the Aeons from Final Fantasy X (He is a greedy bastard)

I will serve as your Yojimbo.

by Ben December 13, 2003

dang! i gotta go!

Exclamation, point where you realize that you might not make it to the restroom.

mandy cried "dang, i gotta go" just before the pee started flowing down her legs.

by ben November 18, 2003

throwin D's

pack a lip equivalent.

Wanna throw a D?
Na man, I'm throwin D's with Jim later

by Ben October 17, 2006

passive aggressive

Personality disorder now dismissed by psychiatrists but a popular term with people who have to label other people. Being verbally helpful but unhelpful in action.

Brian said that he would happily wash my windows, but instead he just spit on them and wiped it with his sleeve, a week late.

by Ben September 3, 2004

Paranoia Beast

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.

Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)

by Ben November 29, 2005

Bagsy

To stake a claim on an object or task.
Also 'bagsy not' - the opposite.

"Bagsy carrying her bag for her."
"Well what am I going to do?"
"Pull her mate - the fat one."
"Bagsy not"!

by Ben February 29, 2004

peel

To leave or exit or evacuate the scene/premises

yo im bout to peel, this party is wack

by ben May 15, 2003