Beeth's definitions

Captain Kirk

1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.

2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".

1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"

2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"

by Beeth November 17, 2007

Xbox eye

The bloodshot appearance of the eyeball after playing video games for a long period of time.

Ex. 1: "Dude what's up with your eye?"
"I was playing C&C3 till like 4am"
"You got some serious Xbox eye"
"Yeah, well, GDI can kiss my ass"

Ex. 2: "Dude I can't play Halo 3 anymore, I got a serious case of Xbox eye"

by Beeth April 14, 2008

woodyism

A collective noun for the many grammatical, idiomatic and intellectual mistakes commited by the legendary Woody.

Woodyism.

Ex #1. "I thought they were speaking Mexican". - Regarding Los Ganados in Resident Evil 4

Ex #2. "Someone'll have to give him RSPCA". - Referring to someone that had passed out.

Ex #3. "Right-wing society? Isn't that when you have Stockholm Syndrome?" - During a discussion about politics.

Ex #4. "Yeeeeeeee!" - Common rebuttal to pretty much any statement.

by Beeth January 22, 2008

OAPaedo

Someone who is sexually attracted to older people.

Pronounced "oh ay peedo".

Guy #1: Dude Madonna is so freaking hot!
Guy #2: Are you serious!? She's like 75!
Guy #1: She's still hot, asshole!
Guy #2: You're such an OAPaedo.

by Beeth October 5, 2007

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

Real Hustle

n. "The Real Hustle".
An English program on BBC3 depicting a group of confidence tricksters pulling different scams and hoaxes, in order to warn the public of possible scammers or con men.

v. "To Real Hustle".
The act of repeating something one has seen on the aforementioned program. For example, pickpocketing.

1: Guy 1: "Dude did you catch 'The Real Hustle' last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was okay, but who the hell wants to steal pens!?"
Guy 1: "It was a sweet pen".

2: Guy 1: "Dude watch out for that shifty man walking around, he might real hustle you."

3: Guy 1: "Dude I totally real hustled some guy on the dancefloor and stole me a fiver!".
Guy 2: "Sweet! Let me hold a dolla'".

by Beeth October 23, 2007

metal-archives

A website that defines bands by naming their genre and other such information; thus immortalising this information and making it final.

People visit this site then think they become the TRU MASTAS OF METAL!!!111 because they can read that Pig Destroyer are Grindcore.

Internet guy 1: Dude Cannibal Corpse are pretty good.
Internet guy 2: lol no i dunt like gore metal.
Internet guy 1: CC is death metal.
Internet guy 2: ermm dont fink so metal-archives said it's death/gore metal so there not death metal idiot!

by Beeth January 17, 2006