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Definitions by Balls Obama

The Joe Biden is a sex position in which the male penetrates the female while she is screaming about election interference.
Joe Biden by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Vladimir Putin 

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.
John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.
Vladimir Putin by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Elon Musk 

Refers to someone who masturbates to AI generated porn and erotica.
Tim is an Elon Musk.
Elon Musk by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Andrew Tate 

Andrew Tate refers to when two men have vigorous unprotected sexual intercourse within a sports car, whilst moaning about how much women suck.
Me and my boyfriend Andrew Tate every day!
Andrew Tate by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Sarah Palin 

When a woman masturbates by rubbing her vagina against the Bible.
Amy loves to Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Melania Trump 

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.
Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.
Melania Trump by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is where an fat old man engages in sexual intercourse with a young pornstar by paying her large amounts of money.
Donald Trump by Balls Obama September 4, 2023