Balls Obama's definitions

Among us in real life

A gay ass song made by a couple of white bitches and their boyfriends.

Among us in real life is the worst song ever.

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Try that in a small town

An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.

I just saw a Try that in a small town.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Pornhub premium

What every 13 year old wants.

Mom can i get pornhub premium

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Hunter Biden

The act of injecting cocaine into your own ass.

I love to Hunter Biden

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Marjorie Taylor Greene

A lesbian sex position in which a woman rubs her wet pussy against an open wound, cleansing the wound with her pussy juice.

She likes Marjorie Taylor Greene

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Blackpill

The blackpill is a sex position in which a white man gets facefucked by a well-endowed black man.

I just got blackpilled.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate refers to when two men have vigorous unprotected sexual intercourse within a sports car, whilst moaning about how much women suck.

Me and my boyfriend Andrew Tate every day!

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023