take fitties

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

MTV

Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003

Will Smith's four favorite words

(1) Yeah
(2) Uh
(3) What
(4) Haha

Sample from any Will Smith rap:

"uh.. uh... yeah yeah yeah yeah... what what... haha haha!"

by Baller-Ass Nigga March 01, 2005

el sporto de los negroes

Basketball. Literally, "the sport of blacks." See African Roundball. Often shortened to "el sporto"

-Do you want to play a little two-on-two?

-Nah, it's too hot to play el sporto de los negroes.

by Baller-Ass Nigga June 29, 2005

nome sane?

"Know what I'm saying?" in Ebonics.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003

alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003

Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.

Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 02, 2004