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Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.
After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
Get the Making love to the dead Frenchman mug.The father of a woman's child, used to denote that the father is neither the mother's husband or boyfriend, but just the sperm donor.
"Sheeeeeeeeet Uniqua, why you ain't callin' yo' babydaddy fo' Father's Day?" -Shamiqua
"Cuz I gots seven different babydaddies and I don't got enuff food stamps to call dem all AND buy scratch-off lottery tickets."
"Cuz I gots seven different babydaddies and I don't got enuff food stamps to call dem all AND buy scratch-off lottery tickets."
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
Get the babydaddy mug.The placement of two police automobiles in opposite directions such that the front driver's side windows of each automobie is adjacent to the other, thus facilitating conversation between the drivers.
From 50, slang for police + 69 the sexual position allowing mutual oral sex, in which two bodies lay in opposite directions.
From 50, slang for police + 69 the sexual position allowing mutual oral sex, in which two bodies lay in opposite directions.
Passenger: "Slow down, man, there are cops up ahead."
Driver: "Relax, they're not setting up a speed trap. They're just talking. See? They're in a 5069."
Driver: "Relax, they're not setting up a speed trap. They're just talking. See? They're in a 5069."
by Baller-Ass Nigga March 31, 2005
Get the 5069 mug.Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
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Get the bareback mug.A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.
After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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