Balfdor's definitions

Gandhi dot

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.

Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!

by Balfdor December 30, 2006

rug

Something that really ties a room together.

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski

by Balfdor January 11, 2007

blind

Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.

What, are you blind? That's wet cement.

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.

From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!

by Balfdor January 4, 2007

Thankshallowistmas

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.

by Balfdor November 25, 2007

thought

Something that might get you into trouble if uttered aloud.

You know what I just thought? Oh, wait, nevermind... (innocent face)

by Balfdor December 29, 2006

eggo

Kellogg's brand of waffles, very popular among average Americans, especially in college dorms.

Can we have pancakes for breakfast?
No, but there's Eggos!

by Balfdor December 29, 2006