Definitions by Balfdor

Thankshallowistmas 

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.

Thankshallowistmas by Balfdor November 25, 2007

boa 

Bitch On Arrival

Someone who starts acting rude or complains to you as soon as you talk to them, either because of their present mood or because they hold a grudge against you.

From the movie Waiting...

Look at the scowl on that one's face. She was BOA from the moment she went to their table.

boa by Balfdor July 18, 2007

forehead 

A patch of skin on your face that covers the frontal lobe, commonly used for head butting.

I came on her forehead so she head butted my balls.

forehead by Balfdor July 14, 2007

itchy

An animated mouse from The Simpsons that usually brings counterpart Scratchy to a violent demise.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

itchy by Balfdor July 14, 2007

scratchy 

An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

scratchy by Balfdor July 14, 2007

blind 

Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.

What, are you blind? That's wet cement.

blind by Balfdor July 14, 2007

number 

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).

Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.

number by Balfdor July 10, 2007