Bad News Bond's definitions

Luberty

The stage in life when you don't need to use lube, but you do so because it's the mature thing to do.

Suzy was good to go. But Evan decided to do the right thing and use lube anyhow. In that moment, Evan had finally reached Luberty.

by Bad News Bond July 22, 2016

Ploparazzi

The person or persons outside of a public washroom stall when you're trying to go poop. Known synonyms; Fudge Hound, Poolice.

"Evan was having a real hard time pooping in the Burger King bathroom. The ploparazzi just wouldn't leave him alone."

by Bad News Bond July 18, 2016

Cock smelter

a person who performs the act of extraction on a cock, or cock smelting.

Suzy could make a guy come in seconds, she was a fantastic cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Jizzdom Teeth

The teeth that can be used when giving a bj. Care must be taken when using these teeth, and should only be attempted by expert Cock Smelters.

Suzy got a little carried away with her Jizzdom Teeth, although Evan didn't seem to mind.

by Bad News Bond July 25, 2016

Dongpleganger

Two people who have identical penises or "dongs". Known synonyms "bologna brothers", "jimmy twins"

As Evan compared his penis to Tim's he realized they were identical. At long last he had found his Dongpleganger.

by Bad News Bond July 20, 2016

Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

Tuna Belly

When a large girl's vagina and belly meet together, also referred to as a gunt or bubba-gina.

Dude, check out the tuna belly on her.

by Bad News Bond July 16, 2016