Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

Cock smelter

a person who performs the act of extraction on a cock, or cock smelting.

Suzy could make a guy come in seconds, she was a fantastic cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Dongpleganger

Two people who have identical penises or "dongs". Known synonyms "bologna brothers", "jimmy twins"

As Evan compared his penis to Tim's he realized they were identical. At long last he had found his Dongpleganger.

by Bad News Bond July 20, 2016

Jizzdom Teeth

The teeth that can be used when giving a bj. Care must be taken when using these teeth, and should only be attempted by expert Cock Smelters.

Suzy got a little carried away with her Jizzdom Teeth, although Evan didn't seem to mind.

by Bad News Bond July 25, 2016

Ploparazzi

The person or persons outside of a public washroom stall when you're trying to go poop. Known synonyms; Fudge Hound, Poolice.

"Evan was having a real hard time pooping in the Burger King bathroom. The ploparazzi just wouldn't leave him alone."

by Bad News Bond July 18, 2016

Dinglishman

A man whom conducts his matters of the penis or "dinger" in the most cordial of ways. Also reffered to as a Genitalman.

Evan decided to drive Suzy home after sex, instead of giving her cab fare. A true Dinglishman if there ever was one.

by Bad News Bond July 17, 2016

Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016