Bad News Bond's definitions

Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.

"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"

by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016

Hobo Baggins

A Hobitt without hole.

Suzewise Grungay was down on her luck. She just got evicted from her hole, and was not looking forward to her life as a Hobo Baggins.

by Bad News Bond July 27, 2016

Jizzdom Teeth

The teeth that can be used when giving a bj. Care must be taken when using these teeth, and should only be attempted by expert Cock Smelters.

Suzy got a little carried away with her Jizzdom Teeth, although Evan didn't seem to mind.

by Bad News Bond July 25, 2016

Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

Gorbeolas

Nipples that are so red and splotchy, they look like former Russian President Mikhail Gorachev's forehead.

Suzy's nippies were so red and splotchy. Total case of the Gorbeolas.

by Bad News Bond July 23, 2016

Luberty

The stage in life when you don't need to use lube, but you do so because it's the mature thing to do.

Suzy was good to go. But Evan decided to do the right thing and use lube anyhow. In that moment, Evan had finally reached Luberty.

by Bad News Bond July 22, 2016

Dongpleganger

Two people who have identical penises or "dongs". Known synonyms "bologna brothers", "jimmy twins"

As Evan compared his penis to Tim's he realized they were identical. At long last he had found his Dongpleganger.

by Bad News Bond July 20, 2016