Cock smelter

a person who performs the act of extraction on a cock, or cock smelting.

Suzy could make a guy come in seconds, she was a fantastic cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

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Gorbeolas

Nipples that are so red and splotchy, they look like former Russian President Mikhail Gorachev's forehead.

Suzy's nippies were so red and splotchy. Total case of the Gorbeolas.

by Bad News Bond July 23, 2016

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When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

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The study of cock smelting techniques, and the cock smelting process.

Henry Schuetz enrolled in mangoolurgy, he couldn't wait to graduate and become a professional cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

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When a large girl's vagina and belly meet together, also referred to as a gunt or bubba-gina.

by Bad News Bond July 16, 2016

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Two people who have identical penises or "dongs". Known synonyms "bologna brothers", "jimmy twins"

As Evan compared his penis to Tim's he realized they were identical. At long last he had found his Dongpleganger.

by Bad News Bond July 20, 2016

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The stage in life when you don't need to use lube, but you do so because it's the mature thing to do.

Suzy was good to go. But Evan decided to do the right thing and use lube anyhow. In that moment, Evan had finally reached Luberty.

by Bad News Bond July 22, 2016

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