Dinglishman

A man whom conducts his matters of the penis or "dinger" in the most cordial of ways. Also reffered to as a Genitalman.

Evan decided to drive Suzy home after sex, instead of giving her cab fare. A true Dinglishman if there ever was one.

by Bad News Bond July 17, 2016

Ploparazzi

The person or persons outside of a public washroom stall when you're trying to go poop. Known synonyms; Fudge Hound, Poolice.

"Evan was having a real hard time pooping in the Burger King bathroom. The ploparazzi just wouldn't leave him alone."

by Bad News Bond July 18, 2016

Tuna Belly

When a large girl's vagina and belly meet together, also referred to as a gunt or bubba-gina.

Dude, check out the tuna belly on her.

by Bad News Bond July 16, 2016

Luberty

The stage in life when you don't need to use lube, but you do so because it's the mature thing to do.

Suzy was good to go. But Evan decided to do the right thing and use lube anyhow. In that moment, Evan had finally reached Luberty.

by Bad News Bond July 22, 2016

Mangoolurgy

The study of cock smelting techniques, and the cock smelting process.

Henry Schuetz enrolled in mangoolurgy, he couldn't wait to graduate and become a professional cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Dongpleganger

Two people who have identical penises or "dongs". Known synonyms "bologna brothers", "jimmy twins"

As Evan compared his penis to Tim's he realized they were identical. At long last he had found his Dongpleganger.

by Bad News Bond July 20, 2016