BRian's definitions

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

by Brian January 20, 2005

bg

1. Bad game, when a game ends and the team won by cheating or swept the other team
2. desktop wallpaper on a computer
3. background of an image

1. bg you n00b cheaters
2. I just made this sick bg for my computer
3. woah check out that sick bg of that sunset pic

by Brian November 23, 2003

Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

by Brian January 19, 2004

double dipper

someone who dips fries,nuggets, etc. in a sauce, takes a bite, and dips it in the sauce again.

Mark dipped the french fry in the ketchup, took a bite, and dipped it in again. YUCK!

by Brian May 13, 2005

tennis ball

to make out furiously with someone

Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there!

by Brian February 23, 2004

ashey

when your legs get all this white chalk like powder on them do to lack of lotion.

his legs were ashy because he does not use lotion

by brian January 15, 2005

stretch

The gain of money or drugs used for the bettering of ones life.

"...cuz I accumulated enough stretch just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome..."
Country Grammar - Nelly

by Brian August 14, 2003