Windowlicker

This insult is used typically on people who make constant retarded decisions or say something retarded, but aren't actually retarded. The term comes from when kids on the short bus who are bored and start licking the window.

Collin: If pee is stored in the ball, women technically can't pee because they don't have balls.

Luke: You're a God Damn Windowlicker Collin, you know that?

by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018

Windowlicker

Military jargon. Refers to personnel assigned to look out a HMMWV window, scanning for threats.

Example: "Each HMMWV crew consists of a driver, a truck commander (TC), a turret gunner, and two windowlickers in the back."

by Bamboonga May 22, 2020

Windowlicker

1) amazing track by Aphex Twin
2) George W Bush

i cant believe that fucking windowlicker managed to swindle his way into office.

by woodpidgeon October 30, 2003

Windowlicker

Person that likes to lick the inside film/fog/steam off of car windows after someone just had sex in it.

Licking the back seat car windows is the closest you'll get to being with her you windowlicker.

Can you taste the sex in here?

by Scratch n Dent March 20, 2011

Windowlicker

a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.

JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!

by brian May 13, 2003

Windowlicker

A funny girl from Massachussetts who call the one she loves and cares for Windowlicker, because of her inability to remember all the nicknames of us dear friends.

That's my good friend, he/she's my windowlicker!

by richkid89 June 2, 2010

windowlicker

A song recorded by Aphex Twin

Now playing: Windowlicker - Aphex Twin
S4: I love this song!

by S4T4N - Die Polizei [MEDIC] December 14, 2008