BRETT's definitions

Ownt

Getting ur ass kicked while playing a computer game, like Counter-Strike....DoD, u get it...

Player1 kills Player2 with an ak47 without getting touched.

Player1: I OWNT U MOTHAF****A
Player2: Get laid fagmuncher

by brett July 6, 2004

sprunk

made at beatstreet, sprunk is the act of gettin crunk off of srpite... made originally by brett kaz and shane p

mmm son... this shit can get me sprunk in a jiffy!

Wow, he must be really sprunk because he just got with that thick chick over there!

by brett December 22, 2004

The Duder

While the dude is lying on his back holding his ankles in the air, a female tongue punches his leather cheerio while he reaches climax solo cranking it. After his demon seed is released the female then tries to steal it to inseminate herself to ensure a life of prosperous sugar daddies.

Brian was getting the duder when kayla saw her oppourtinty to capitalize on an easy future.

by brett May 28, 2016

Honer

A person who hones there skill with there bone. AKA the kid you wish you hadn't walked in on.

1. Bill, "Oh SNAP frank what are you doing?"
Frank, "I am honering, leave NOW!"

by Brett April 2, 2005

Sleeping Beauty

One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.

Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.

by Brett January 23, 2005

banny

a word describing both the bottom and front bottom of a woman.

A word to describe having had sex with a woman up both holes.
From English Fanny & Bum.

"what did you do to her?", " I done her up the banny".
"do you fancy a banny my love?".
"My fella bannied me a gooden last night".

by Brett March 11, 2005

WHUTA

Wild Hair Up The Ass.

1. A painful, unexpected situation.
2. A jerk who is more trouble than he/she is worth.

Finding out the electricity was still connect to the exposed wire was a real WHUTA moment.

I hope John isn't coming with us, he's a complete WHUTA.

by Brett July 7, 2004