BRETT's definitions

wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 3, 2004

jerknuts

A dumbass or tool.

Can you believe that jernuts kevin got a tattoo of Ireland on his arm!?

by Brett August 25, 2003

roped

to get caught, arrested, or captured by police or some other authority figure.

The cops saw us skipping school so we all got roped up.

by Brett August 29, 2003

cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 23, 2005

Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much

He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!

by Brett January 28, 2005

Taping

When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.

Did you go taping last night?

by Brett November 29, 2003

jewbro

a jewish black person from the words jewish and brother

Yo look at that Jewbro trying to steal my biatch

by Brett January 4, 2005