BRETT's definitions

Lavittz

A jerk; one who is a Lavittz is a jerk

The one known as Lavittz is a jerk.

by Brett December 4, 2004

fubpwnk

The act of getting Ganked, Pwned, and Fubar'd (Fucked up Beyond Recognition)

man u got fupwnk'd by that metal pipe

by Brett May 13, 2005

myspace

It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What."

Comment on my myspace plz LOL!

by Brett January 13, 2005

pornapple juice

A tasty drink created when pineapple juice is combined with apple juice.

"Good Christ, I'm horny! Maybe I need to cool off."
"Here. Have some pornapple juice."

by brett December 24, 2003

jordi

sexy blonde with blue eyes and a body like none other. she's beautiful all on her own, you don't need anything.

Jordi is fucking hott!

by Brett January 20, 2004

nerdgasm

To spontaneously throw one's Yu-Gi-Oh! cards in the air after seeing or hearing something that tingles their nerd-senses

Melvin: Oh, gee golly... The new X-men game is out for all consoles!!

Heimlech: !!! OMG!! *nerdgasm*

by Brett October 2, 2004

diesel

A slightly nicer word for dyke.

I hate that stupid dyke, sorry, diesel.

by Brett March 7, 2003