Possibly the most awesome guy on the internet today, Strong bad is a short, chubby guy with a Mexican luchadore mask with a blue gem that uncaps things (including removing hats) and a liking for pastries. He commits crimes and capers that usually fail with his partner, The Cheat. He has two brothers, Strong Mad and Strong Sad, which look nothing like each other or Strong Bad himself, for some reason. Strong Bad hails from Parts Unknown, and recieved the egg containing The Cheat by losing a ten-step footrace to Homestar Runner. Most importantly, he answers ACTUAL emails on homestarrunner.com, and hilarity ensues. Plays very bad prank calls on Marzipan and draws a notebook paper comic called Teen Girl Squad.
by dpo June 21, 2004
A character on homestarrunner.com, who wears a wrestling mask and has boxing gloves for hands. He answers weekly e-mails with flash cartoons. The creator of among many other institutions, Teen Girl Squad and Trogdor, the Burninator. And, may I say, he is extremely attractive.
by Katy December 26, 2003
The embodyment of Manliness. Calls everyone crap and has assistant named The Cheat. Has brother named Strong Sad and another named Strong Mad. Homestar Runner's arch rival.
"Why you lazy crap for crap!" Strong Bad
by Jonathan November 15, 2003
A hilarious guy who wears boxing gloves and a mexican wrestling mask, hangs out with his brother strong mad and a strange anvil-type creature called the cheat, and runs the only e-mail-processing computer.
(Strong bad bought a copy of the new release: This book is better than getting to first, second, and quite possibly third base, by Leomard Sportsinterviews.
by Solstice November 18, 2003
A man with a Mexican wrestling mask for a face and gloves for hands. Answers E-mail every week. Is mean to everyone. Ruler of Strongbadia and it's entire population(tire). Enjoys singing and cooking.
by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003
He's a dude with a Mexican wrestling mask,boxing gloves and wears no shirt(to impress all da LADIES!) XD
by Anonymous October 11, 2003