BRETT's definitions

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

WHUTA

Wild Hair Up The Ass.

1. A painful, unexpected situation.
2. A jerk who is more trouble than he/she is worth.

Finding out the electricity was still connect to the exposed wire was a real WHUTA moment.

I hope John isn't coming with us, he's a complete WHUTA.

by Brett July 7, 2004

peg-leggin-it

the act of jacking off through a penis sized hole in your hoddie or sweatshirt

ross was horny so at lunch peg legged it into his queso.

by brett February 10, 2004

Indie Biz Mo

One who is in harmony with popular culture; trend setter, popular amongst peers, a true Rico Suave

"Check out that Indie Biz Mo's blazer!"

by Brett December 3, 2004

batwing

when you get real sweaty and your ball sack sticks to your legs and you spread them.

yo i just got done bangin' moniqua and i got so sweaty i had a batwing.

by Brett September 5, 2004