ShakeESpear

The ghetto black girl way to refer to the famous playwright.

"Girl, we funna be watchin' ShakeESpear In Love tomorro night at the hizzy shizzy yo, Bitch"

by Brett October 26, 2003

unicorn

When you stick a strapon dildo on your head and proceed in a thrusting motion to stick it in a orifice.

Brett loves to unicorn his gf vicky in the asshole

by brett September 21, 2004

thick chick

a girl who happens to have some excess junk in her trunk

(brett kaz nd shane)

damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick

jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!

by brett December 25, 2004

jerknuts

A dumbass or tool.

Can you believe that jernuts kevin got a tattoo of Ireland on his arm!?

by Brett August 26, 2003

droughted

to feel thirsy or dehydrated

"Man, I need a drink. I feel so droughted!"

by Brett November 19, 2004

Yichard

A short, dorky guy that is commonly victimized by Puffalumps, and almost always deserves it

Yichard needs to be attocked

by Brett October 01, 2004

WHUTA

Wild Hair Up The Ass.

1. A painful, unexpected situation.
2. A jerk who is more trouble than he/she is worth.

Finding out the electricity was still connect to the exposed wire was a real WHUTA moment.

I hope John isn't coming with us, he's a complete WHUTA.

by Brett July 08, 2004