BRETT's definitions

jewbro

a jewish black person from the words jewish and brother

Yo look at that Jewbro trying to steal my biatch

by Brett January 4, 2005

lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....

"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.

by Brett August 25, 2003

Adult Swim

A block of programming on Cartoon Network that airs later at night. It features mostly funny mid-90's cartoons like Family Guy and Futurama and the rest is filled with stupid shit like anime, talking food items, and whatever other shit they can find to throw on there. Known for their 'creative' and 'cool' segues to and from commercials.

"Hey, we can't go for a run....Adult Swim is on. We'd better sit on our asses and watch this shit instead."

by Brett September 12, 2004

troll biscuts

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 9, 2005

flabber

A big floppy dick without a tip.

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.

Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.

by brett February 22, 2005

Poop on a napkin

sit on a toilet. Shit on a napkin.

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.

by Brett January 29, 2005

Carls

Fucking crazzy ass kid who dominate in the game of curve ball tying the score of David Ashenfelter. That fucker! fucked up the last kid who tried to beat his score.

Ho shit look at Carls play. That kid is fucking awsome.

by brett January 18, 2005