Wank stick

A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect

When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)

by Bob March 26, 2005

lamf

lame ass mother fucker. heard it back in the late 70s. seemed to derive from the Punk movement.

Eric: Did you see Seth last night at the party?

Mitch: Yeah. He was a real lamf.

by Bob October 05, 2004

Gauntlet Legends

The best 4 play, arcade RPG ever. If you disagree, i will hurt you.

After the movie, the cool kids went to playing Gauntlet Legends in the arcade room.

by Bob June 03, 2004

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003

Wisconsin

Good beer, everyone makes it at home.

by Bob August 14, 2003

urkel

to have a wet dream

shit i just urkeled all over my bed

by Bob July 16, 2003

Queef

a fart from the vigina

mike queef!!

by bob May 20, 2004