BEN's definitions

crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

by ben May 1, 2005

whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

by Ben November 23, 2003

daft

Stupid person

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face

by Ben October 8, 2003

Glaw

A word with no meaning, used as a response to a question with the intent to annoy someone.

-"Do you know where the pickles are?"

-"Glaw!"

by Ben January 13, 2009

dirrty

A word used to describe someone who is constantly horny and eager for sexual intercourse.

Tara Lee!

eg. Tara is a dirrty girl.

by Ben March 18, 2005

nerdco

A classic nerd (A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits) but unlike many "True Nerds" a nerdco is stylish and has good social skills.

He is so nerdco

by Ben October 13, 2003

fngh

This is the snorting sound that nerds make when they push up their glasses.

Drew: Hi Friends! Pokemon meeting at the treehouse. You better be there at 5 PM sharp (like the tip of a space alien hovascope!) FNGH
Chris Jackson (A.K.A. High School Football star quarterback, 10 girlfriends in 5 years): Shut the hell up, NERD!
Drew: Back off before I report you to administration for insubordination and failure to comply to school guidelines set out in the policy handbook!

by Ben October 23, 2004