poo

something that comes out of your ass
"i done poo" said James

"Oh that was a nice crap" said Jen
by ben February 28, 2005
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goatman

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
by Ben April 22, 2005
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diz

by Ben October 30, 2003
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dwyane

One of the most explosive players in the league... easily puts up 25-30 points a night, along with 5-10 assists, 5 or so rebounds, a couple of blocks and steals.
Dwyane Wade is the illest player in the league...
by Ben February 18, 2005
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spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking
by ben January 11, 2004
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funk button

noun-the personification of euphoria realeased when engaged in a pleasrable activity.
I can't take anymore i've bust my funk button.
by ben November 16, 2003
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Cuntnugget

An asshole who is being a dumbass and should be shot for it.
"Hey you know who kicks ass? Coldplay"
"No they don't, you stupid little fucking cuntnugget asshole."
by Ben March 24, 2004
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