BEN's definitions

punk lar

a pompus jackass who thinks he quit runescape but in reality hes playing it in his head without even realizing it.

yo that punk lar kid is dope.

by Ben January 8, 2005

Comman Room Olympics

A selection of sports including long jump record holder Spatz with 12 chairs, high jump ben seaber jumped ali's nipple hight. Hurdles won by ben seaber wooooo

Ben Jumped really high and fell into pool table hurting himself bt he jumped higher than every1

by Ben April 13, 2005

dickheadish

a To act in a manner indicating that one's head is, in fact, a penis.

b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.

c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.

Your dickheadish head looks like my dick!

by Ben December 7, 2003

bobble head

A girl with a big ass dome which is unproportionate to the rest of her body

Damn JQ, you see that bobble head over there

by Ben November 3, 2003

Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.

Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!

by Ben March 7, 2004

iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 7, 2004

Pork chop chop

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.

Bob gave Ted the pork chop chop last night.

by Ben November 16, 2003