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Definitions by AxonL

ex-pectacle 

Ex-pectacles are the spectacles that your Ex will view your new flame with. An ex-partner will always think that your new partner is unattractive, which is explained by Ex-pectacles. This is similar to "beer goggles" but opposite!
Rani broke up with Raj months ago but thinks his new girlfriend is unattractive even when she is smoking hot! Rani must be using her Ex-pectacles.
ex-pectacle by AxonL December 26, 2018

friendspace 

Your immediate close friend circle around you. Equivalent to personal space but comprising your social circle and close friends instead of physical space around you.
Raj broke up with Rani months ago, but still hangs out with her friends. He's cool with infringing her friendspace, but she's irritated
friendspace by AxonL November 24, 2018
She really ramped up her MPH last night and is super hungover this morning for it!
MPH by AxonL June 14, 2018

keester cluster 

A cluster of objects that are inside a person's keester
JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....
keester cluster by AxonL May 12, 2018

religious inoculation 

If religiosity is considered to be infectious, as it spreads uncontrollably through the human population like a virus....then religious inoculation would be controlled exposure to religious influences so as to build immunity to it
Sam's annual visits to his family church is his way of religious inoculation ...
religious inoculation by AxonL November 4, 2017

inoculate 

Controlled exposure to an infectious agent (virus/bacteria) to build immunity to the agent.

Also, controlled exposure to an infectious idea or propaganda, so as to build up resistance to the idea.
Bob is a staunch democrat and liberal but will often show up at Republican rallies to inoculate himself...
inoculate by AxonL November 4, 2017