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JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....
by AxonL May 12, 2018
Get the keester clustermug. If religiosity is considered to be infectious, as it spreads uncontrollably through the human population like a virus....then religious inoculation would be controlled exposure to religious influences so as to build immunity to it
by AxonL November 4, 2017
Get the religious inoculationmug. Ex-pectacles are the spectacles that your Ex will view your new flame with. An ex-partner will always think that your new partner is unattractive, which is explained by Ex-pectacles. This is similar to "beer goggles" but opposite!
Rani broke up with Raj months ago but thinks his new girlfriend is unattractive even when she is smoking hot! Rani must be using her Ex-pectacles.
by AxonL December 26, 2018
Get the ex-pectaclemug. The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.
Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.
by AxonL July 5, 2020
Get the Double glovingmug. A slow and silent act of sex, culminating in orgasm, where the idea is NOT to work up a sweat, or create too much noise.
During college years, Steve was the master of the slowgasm, having to perform while his girlfriend’s roommate was in the bottom bunk!
by AxonL November 15, 2022
Get the slowgasmmug. Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
Get the astrotouristmug.