The relationship between roommates that are confined at home, forced to share a fridge and it’s dwindling contents in the middle of a pandemic imposed quarantine. This “relationship” can look like friends or enemies, depending on the state of the fridge.
Jack and Jill have been dating for months and decided to shack up together for the quarantine. However, when they began to run low on ice cream, they turned from lovers into fridge frenemies...
by AxonL May 06, 2020
Ex-pectacles are the spectacles that your Ex will view your new flame with. An ex-partner will always think that your new partner is unattractive, which is explained by Ex-pectacles. This is similar to "beer goggles" but opposite!
Rani broke up with Raj months ago but thinks his new girlfriend is unattractive even when she is smoking hot! Rani must be using her Ex-pectacles.
by AxonL December 26, 2018
A slow and silent act of sex, culminating in orgasm, where the idea is NOT to work up a sweat, or create too much noise.
During college years, Steve was the master of the slowgasm, having to perform while his girlfriend’s roommate was in the bottom bunk!
by AxonL November 15, 2022
The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.
Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.
by AxonL July 05, 2020
The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!
I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!
by AxonL May 05, 2020
JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....
by AxonL May 12, 2018