Austin's definitions

Alice in Chains

THE best rock band in my opinion. Their music is deep, poetic, dark, emotional, beautiful and just fucking rocks. Awesome vocals from Layne Stanley. Awesome guitar solos and vocals from Jerry Cantrel.

Some of their best songs include: Man in the Box, Nutshell, Angry Chair, Again, Rain When I Die, I Stay Away, Rooster, and Grind

It didn't really rain when Layne Stanley died..

Have you heard Nutshell? Its beautiful.

by Austin May 6, 2005

ass bash rash

The rash one receives from too much butt fucking.

That gay kid must have hella ass bash rash by now.

by Austin April 20, 2004

Chode choker

A man or woman so eager and desperate to suck a dick that they would stoop so low as to engage in sucking a chode. Usually a derogatory term used for males.

Man, that guy is a chode choker!

by Austin March 19, 2005

ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

by Austin February 16, 2004

Crip

A Gangsta who's a G ... Wears Blue clothing and wears it to da right...BK's and hates 5-0... Gansta shit can be stupid but in the end it's real .. When u don't know how to deal and your stuck in some shit you got your G's to back you up and the red motha fuckers will get their as capped ...

Red is dead Blue is true... The reason you bleed red instead of blue is cuz red is stupid enough to come out and get their ass capped...

by Austin January 11, 2004

Scally

A member of the working class in britain who usually wears "Nike TN" hats that are too small for thier head, cutting off circulation to thier brain. Often aggressive in packs, but when confronted in single cells tend to back down or beacome introverted. natural habitat includes street corners, town centers, ect. Can often be spotted looking like the hitler youth, usually wearing jogging bottoms tucked into socks, with boots/nike shox and skinheads. varients include "trendys" who are the more upper-class type of scally wearing FCUK tops. Dialect is only understandable if you are fimiliar with the language, kind of loosely stringed together sentances that miss out some words, see examples below.

got time = can i see your watch so i can steal it

ee arr yo = excuse me old chap

wick-id = smashing!

scran = process of obtaining/eating food substances

raas! = indubidly old bean!

by Austin November 9, 2003

quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.

This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.

by Austin January 28, 2007