Austin's definitions

peni

multiple weenies

I love peni

by austin November 14, 2003

skate park ho

hoe that goes to skate park

some dumb hoe that sucks weiner for free?

by austin July 30, 2003

black jesus

man who, after a 2 day binder of heavy drinking, stepped up to his trash can pulpit and gave the famous "jesus was a black man" speech

www.templeofblackjesus.com

by austin July 27, 2004

Nitsua

When you have Sex and you start yelling japeneeese word and then put ure dick as for and you can go to make the chik pass out!!!!

Chad: Hey where is ure girl friend

Austin: I did a nitsua yesterday and shes still sleepin

Chad: I did that to a girl once in college

by Austin April 16, 2005

trigantic

Way bigger than gigantic.

The Eiffel Tower is gigantic but my penis is trigantic.

by Austin February 26, 2004

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

keli

an amazingly hott, sexy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!

wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!

by austin January 25, 2004