Jimi Hendrix

An amazingly talented guitarist, with signature songs like Voodoo Child, Little Wing, Purple Haze, Red House, All Along the Watchtower, The Star Spangled Banner...etc. He only got to live for 27 years, but he was then easily remembered as the greatest guitarist in the world. He became the reason people learn to play guitar.
A: Hendrix fuckin' rules!!!!
B: Fuck yeah!!
by Austin January 06, 2005
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sexual frustration

When you can't "get her wet." In other words your girl's pussy is so loose and nasty, that you can't reach a climax and ejaculate.
I met this whore, and she was so used that she caused my worst case of SEXUAL FRUSTRTRATION ever!
by Austin December 01, 2003
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Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.
My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.
by Austin September 12, 2004
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Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long
Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.
by austin November 30, 2004
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Two-Bit

Smartass;somebody who always has to get the last word in
We didn't need a sarcastic remark Two-Bit.
by Austin November 16, 2004
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keli

an amazingly hott, sexy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!
wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!
by austin January 25, 2004
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jerkin-a-gerkin

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.
by austin May 13, 2005
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