Austin's definitions

hillbilious

To be considered as or being a hillbilly.

Damn Cledace is hillbilious.

by Austin May 2, 2004

kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.

An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.

by Austin May 21, 2004

dilly bar

a gay treat found at Dairy Queen

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.

by Austin October 6, 2004

Two-Bit

Smartass;somebody who always has to get the last word in

We didn't need a sarcastic remark Two-Bit.

by Austin November 16, 2004

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

Lindsay sex

When a man and a man/woman rub shoulders together in a successive motion and ending in an awkward moment

Taylor had lindsay sex before class, and now his shoulder is baboon ass red.

by austin November 30, 2004

Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long

Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.

by austin November 30, 2004