EAEP

Easy access easy pussy

hehehe her short skirt gives us some eaep

by austin November 27, 2003

home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains

shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna

by austin December 05, 2003

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

by Austin February 16, 2004

Two-Bit

Smartass;somebody who always has to get the last word in

We didn't need a sarcastic remark Two-Bit.

by Austin November 16, 2004

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

keli

an amazingly hott, sexy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!

wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!

by austin January 25, 2004