Austin's definitions

SPL

Acronym. Position in the Boy Scouts of America: Boy leader in charge of all scouts in his troop.

If you have a question, ask the SPL of Troop 520.

by Austin February 16, 2004

quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.

This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.

by Austin January 28, 2007

black jesus

man who, after a 2 day binder of heavy drinking, stepped up to his trash can pulpit and gave the famous "jesus was a black man" speech

www.templeofblackjesus.com

by austin July 27, 2004

Nitsua

When you have Sex and you start yelling japeneeese word and then put ure dick as for and you can go to make the chik pass out!!!!

Chad: Hey where is ure girl friend

Austin: I did a nitsua yesterday and shes still sleepin

Chad: I did that to a girl once in college

by Austin April 16, 2005

Quality vs. Quantity

Lots of cheap vs. less but good

Microwave pizza vs, Tally-Ho back in Potomac, Md. Best pizza in America.

by Austin December 2, 2003

R.S.A.

R.S.A. is an abbreviation for Rancid Skunk Ass, May be hard to fit into the average sentence, but RSA is the extreme of disgusting.

Daaaamn, that flat beer is fuckin RSA!

by Austin April 19, 2003

kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.

An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.

by Austin May 21, 2004