Austin's definitions

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

keli

an amazingly hott, sexy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!

wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!

by austin January 25, 2004

Dupe

Dupe is everything and Dupe is nothing. Dupe is the essence of life. Dupe is dieing cold on the street. Dupe is Ying, but dupe is yang. Dupe is Light, but dupe is Dark.

Man....that shit is dupe.

by Austin August 19, 2004

dilly bar

a gay treat found at Dairy Queen

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.

by Austin October 6, 2004

Javeristic

Completly inflexable in morals, rules or beliefs.
From Les Misèrables character Javert.

My english teacher can be so Javeristic! My car broke down and she still gave me lunch detention!

by Austin October 6, 2003

fuck hole

Where you go to fuck.

Get your own damn fuck hole!!!

by Austin September 12, 2004

skate park ho

hoe that goes to skate park

some dumb hoe that sucks weiner for free?

by austin July 30, 2003