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egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!
by Austin April 29, 2008
mugGet the egyptian crab knarklermug.

EAEP

hehehe her short skirt gives us some eaep
by austin November 27, 2003
mugGet the EAEPmug.

furburgler

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.
God damn that kid is really a furburgler!
by Austin April 18, 2004
mugGet the furburglermug.

oogah oogah

1. The sound a caveman makes.

2. The sound I make when Masterbating
1. Joe's pet caveman always hits things and says "Oogah, oogah."

2. When Austin jacks off he sounds like a caveman...
by Austin June 26, 2005
mugGet the oogah oogahmug.

gigasflorben

to utterly diss and/or annoy someone
Austin gigasflorbened thomas by stealing his word
by austin February 12, 2004
mugGet the gigasflorbenmug.

79

The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”
Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.
by Austin March 26, 2005
mugGet the 79mug.

solitary confinement

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out
Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane
by austin October 7, 2003
mugGet the solitary confinementmug.

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