Austin's definitions

freaks and geeks

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com

If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.

by Austin August 24, 2004

fuck hole

Where you go to fuck.

Get your own damn fuck hole!!!

by Austin September 12, 2004

Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

by Austin September 12, 2004

fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004

gweeto

a stereotypical italian with greased back hair and huge gold chains, that talks like a mobster but in reality is still suckling his mommys teet.

God damn i hate gweeto mother fuckers

by Austin May 13, 2005

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005