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kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.
An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.
by Austin May 21, 2004
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bull ace

Another way to say cigarettes. Origin is unknown, i am from NYC and have heard it on several occasions.
by Austin February 14, 2004
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hussled

To knowingly take advantage of, or steal from an individual, or corporation at your own will
Damn, you hear how Austin hussled Block Buster for that movie!?
by Austin April 17, 2003
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lamez

something that is lame...or undeserving of recongintion...LAMEZ
that movie was so lamez...
by austin November 23, 2003
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azure

One of the finest convertibles ever to hit the streets.
Nas: Blaze a 50, sit back in the drop top Azure bentley, across from me, this chic that make bobby divorce whitney, top down nightmare blow her hair sky black stars glow the face on the moon stare
by austin July 27, 2004
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fucker bitch

Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.
Dude did you hear what happened yesterday?

What?

Fucker bitch
by Austin January 6, 2004
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uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.
by austin November 18, 2003
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