Austin's definitions

tall lankey fellow

a guy that usually allways has tricks or suprises up his sleave.

"here's comes that tell lankey fellow, wonder what the bitch boy had got now?"

by austin January 6, 2004

home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains

shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna

by austin December 5, 2003

Quality vs. Quantity

Lots of cheap vs. less but good

Microwave pizza vs, Tally-Ho back in Potomac, Md. Best pizza in America.

by Austin December 2, 2003

sexual frustration

When you can't "get her wet." In other words your girl's pussy is so loose and nasty, that you can't reach a climax and ejaculate.

I met this whore, and she was so used that she caused my worst case of SEXUAL FRUSTRTRATION ever!

by Austin December 1, 2003

espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".

I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.

by Austin December 1, 2003

FBM

Fuckin bloody marvelous

i tell u what those chips are FBM

by austin November 27, 2003

EAEP

Easy access easy pussy

hehehe her short skirt gives us some eaep

by austin November 27, 2003