Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Austin

ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

by Austin February 16, 2004

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A member of the working class in britain who usually wears "Nike TN" hats that are too small for thier head, cutting off circulation to thier brain. Often aggressive in packs, but when confronted in single cells tend to back down or beacome introverted. natural habitat includes street corners, town centers, ect. Can often be spotted looking like the hitler youth, usually wearing jogging bottoms tucked into socks, with boots/nike shox and skinheads. varients include "trendys" who are the more upper-class type of scally wearing FCUK tops. Dialect is only understandable if you are fimiliar with the language, kind of loosely stringed together sentances that miss out some words, see examples below.

got time = can i see your watch so i can steal it

ee arr yo = excuse me old chap

wick-id = smashing!

scran = process of obtaining/eating food substances

raas! = indubidly old bean!

by Austin November 9, 2003

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Weak Sauce

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

by Austin August 3, 2004

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quiet leader

-A nerd who is exploited by his classmates and given the name "leader" to compensate.

"Robin, the quiet leader, sat in Math class as all the cool kids made him do his homework. Robin agreed because it was the only way which he could have contact with other people outside of RON games and band practices and singing carols in downtown Ghent."

by Austin February 9, 2005

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