Austin's definitions

dilly bar

a gay treat found at Dairy Queen

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.

by Austin October 6, 2004

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

Javeristic

Completly inflexable in morals, rules or beliefs.
From Les Misèrables character Javert.

My english teacher can be so Javeristic! My car broke down and she still gave me lunch detention!

by Austin October 6, 2003

fuck hole

Where you go to fuck.

Get your own damn fuck hole!!!

by Austin September 12, 2004

quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.

This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.

by Austin January 28, 2007

SPL

Acronym. Position in the Boy Scouts of America: Boy leader in charge of all scouts in his troop.

If you have a question, ask the SPL of Troop 520.

by Austin February 16, 2004

Nailbomb

A bomb used by extremist groups (of all ideologies) that causes horrific damage due to the shrapnel that is projected outwards on detonation of the device. Somtimes in place of nails will be nuts/bolts and other small pieces of metal.

by Austin November 9, 2003