Austin's definitions

kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.

An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.

by Austin May 21, 2004

hillbilious

To be considered as or being a hillbilly.

Damn Cledace is hillbilious.

by Austin May 2, 2004

ass bash rash

The rash one receives from too much butt fucking.

That gay kid must have hella ass bash rash by now.

by Austin April 20, 2004

furburgler

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.

God damn that kid is really a furburgler!

by Austin April 18, 2004

finafuckinally

It's about fuckin' time. Fuckin' finally.

I finafuckinally finished that stupid ass paper!

by Austin April 10, 2004

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 6, 2004

on the moon

high as a fuck.

damn homie, i'm on the moon!

by Austin March 6, 2004