Austin's definitions

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.

Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.

by Austin December 5, 2004

gigasflorben

to utterly diss and/or annoy someone

Austin gigasflorbened thomas by stealing his word

by austin February 12, 2004

bull ace

Another way to say cigarettes. Origin is unknown, i am from NYC and have heard it on several occasions.

yo can i get one of them bull ace?

by Austin February 14, 2004

illy

A cigarette which is dipped in Fermaldahyde solution, which when smoked, contains a form of PCP.

wat's the dilly? let's smoke sum illy

by Austin February 14, 2004

ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

by Austin February 16, 2004

SPL

Acronym. Position in the Boy Scouts of America: Boy leader in charge of all scouts in his troop.

If you have a question, ask the SPL of Troop 520.

by Austin February 16, 2004

trigantic

Way bigger than gigantic.

The Eiffel Tower is gigantic but my penis is trigantic.

by Austin February 26, 2004