Austin's definitions

loot chesse

to have an exceessive amount of money. One may have loot when they grow up, but they do not have the cheese, which is the fine spreading on top; unitl they get older and aquire money and assests

Most people who own yachts have the loot cheese, cause they can afford a yacht.

by austin October 7, 2003

kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.

An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.

by Austin May 21, 2004

FBM

Fuckin bloody marvelous

i tell u what those chips are FBM

by austin November 27, 2003

bull ace

Another way to say cigarettes. Origin is unknown, i am from NYC and have heard it on several occasions.

yo can i get one of them bull ace?

by Austin February 14, 2004

stin wigger

a new breed of wiggers. these are not the jamie kennedy wiggers from malibu's most wanted. although they listen to rap, dress in baggy clothing, sag, wear tobagins and do-rags, and do drugs. they don't talk use slang like "dawg, yo, fo shizzle, homes" and almost never say they r from the ghetto, and are very aware of thier skin color. yet they do say words like "straight" and "tight". although they are commonly accepted by the black comunity and raely made fun of, they still face riducule from punks and hardcore wiggers for not converting totally to one kind of persona.

eminem is a stin wigger.

by austin February 7, 2004

fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004

79

The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”

Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.

by Austin March 26, 2005