Austin's definitions

Javeristic

Completly inflexable in morals, rules or beliefs.
From Les Misèrables character Javert.

My english teacher can be so Javeristic! My car broke down and she still gave me lunch detention!

by Austin October 6, 2003

fuck hole

Where you go to fuck.

Get your own damn fuck hole!!!

by Austin September 12, 2004

home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains

shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna

by austin December 5, 2003

porn

the thing that guys use when they cany get any pussy

I'm a nerd and i like porn.

by Austin May 13, 2005

tall lankey fellow

a guy that usually allways has tricks or suprises up his sleave.

"here's comes that tell lankey fellow, wonder what the bitch boy had got now?"

by austin January 6, 2004

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003