Austin's definitions

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

lamez

something that is lame...or undeserving of recongintion...LAMEZ

that movie was so lamez...

by austin November 23, 2003

whateverz

an expression of carelessness or disbelief, indecicive...

you know what i dont care...WHATEVERZ...

by austin November 23, 2003

FBM

Fuckin bloody marvelous

i tell u what those chips are FBM

by austin November 27, 2003

EAEP

Easy access easy pussy

hehehe her short skirt gives us some eaep

by austin November 27, 2003

sexual frustration

When you can't "get her wet." In other words your girl's pussy is so loose and nasty, that you can't reach a climax and ejaculate.

I met this whore, and she was so used that she caused my worst case of SEXUAL FRUSTRTRATION ever!

by Austin December 1, 2003

espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".

I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.

by Austin December 1, 2003