Austin's definitions

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

brivle

Spit or BBQ set to cook out on

Do your toasting on the brivle out back

by Austin May 13, 2005

Alice in Chains

THE best rock band in my opinion. Their music is deep, poetic, dark, emotional, beautiful and just fucking rocks. Awesome vocals from Layne Stanley. Awesome guitar solos and vocals from Jerry Cantrel.

Some of their best songs include: Man in the Box, Nutshell, Angry Chair, Again, Rain When I Die, I Stay Away, Rooster, and Grind

It didn't really rain when Layne Stanley died..

Have you heard Nutshell? Its beautiful.

by Austin May 6, 2005

Nitsua

When you have Sex and you start yelling japeneeese word and then put ure dick as for and you can go to make the chik pass out!!!!

Chad: Hey where is ure girl friend

Austin: I did a nitsua yesterday and shes still sleepin

Chad: I did that to a girl once in college

by Austin April 16, 2005

teacher ass

when a teacher hott or not pulls there pants all the way up and past there belly button....

look at ms.wallon i would hit that if she didnt have teacherass..

by austin April 10, 2005

Faggoty Ann

Anyone you don't like.
(A spinoff of Raggety Ann)

Evan: Hey, How are you?
Zac: F--k off, faggety anne.

by Austin April 8, 2005

79

The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”

Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.

by Austin March 26, 2005