Austin's definitions
by austin May 13, 2005
Get the spergemug. When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.
by Austin February 7, 2004
Get the Doin' it Flamingo Stylemug. sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.
by austin November 18, 2003
Get the uncle jesse and the olsen twinsmug. The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com
If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.
by Austin August 24, 2004
Get the freaks and geeksmug. When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
by Austin April 29, 2008
Get the egyptian crab knarklermug. by Austin April 10, 2004
Get the finafuckinallymug. "I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"
Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"
Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"
by Austin March 6, 2004
Get the poontangmug.