Definitions by Austin
jerkin-a-gerkin
jerkin-a-gerkin by austin May 13, 2005
Alice in Chains
THE best rock band in my opinion. Their music is deep, poetic, dark, emotional, beautiful and just fucking rocks. Awesome vocals from Layne Stanley. Awesome guitar solos and vocals from Jerry Cantrel.
Some of their best songs include: Man in the Box, Nutshell, Angry Chair, Again, Rain When I Die, I Stay Away, Rooster, and Grind
Some of their best songs include: Man in the Box, Nutshell, Angry Chair, Again, Rain When I Die, I Stay Away, Rooster, and Grind
Alice in Chains by Austin May 6, 2005
Nitsua
When you have Sex and you start yelling japeneeese word and then put ure dick as for and you can go to make the chik pass out!!!!
Chad: Hey where is ure girl friend
Austin: I did a nitsua yesterday and shes still sleepin
Chad: I did that to a girl once in college
Austin: I did a nitsua yesterday and shes still sleepin
Chad: I did that to a girl once in college
teacher ass
teacher ass by austin April 10, 2005
Faggoty Ann
Faggoty Ann by Austin April 8, 2005
The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”