A Schtbitzelface fat chick who disguises herself a Dragon-like furry. To make stuff worse, She is where Mercedes Benz is Made from. Yes, This fat Chick claims she’s from Germany. Also, if you guys speak german or Slovakian please stay away from this fat whale but as far away as you can!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
At a Furry Convention in Bratislava, Slovakia:
Patvoy: Eh, what’s up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, it’s that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and she’s German. Isn’t that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!
Patvoy: Eh, what’s up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, it’s that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and she’s German. Isn’t that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface February 24, 2020
Get the Frauke Forster mug.A Group that was against Good and happy Otakus. Mainly to grab every American's Attention Those Souls are Evil because They were Parents were a part ofSicilian Mafia members and got caught Chakka Chakka Dangerously During Last years Halloween. They acted like Thugs Other Terms, A Communist
group of Gangsters that Believe that their Happy Anti-hero Leader who happens to be an Ex-German Female Soldier that Role-Plays with Innocent
People and Invite them into her into a Creepy Ice Cream Truck. Which had all the Houdini Sackamarijuana they can Smoke and enough HoneyBuns to last a whole Decade!
Little did they know a CD-R Appeared that Offered Free Twinkies, Free Chocolate Pudding and Melted the Brain and believed that Roleplaying is Happy PiggyStyle Song developed by KiddieScripts! All these Furries Know in life is: Hustle, Get Laid, Draw Furries, and Serve their Happy Dictator that is the Ex-German Soldier alongside with a new Pokémon that went insane! Recently, that Ex-German Piggy Lost her Chanel Purse in the middle of a Parking Lot where She was later sentenced to Mental Asylum She lied to everyone and Smacked her sister with a Can of Nutella that she
stole from Toy-mart HandelsgmbH. They went FreeLoading and Drove all across Oakland, CA until They were caught somewhere Downloading Bestiality Porn and Enjoying Cheesecakes off of Two Animals that they Roleplayed with too much and They all laughed and said "Now that's what we call a real Ice Cream basket!"
group of Gangsters that Believe that their Happy Anti-hero Leader who happens to be an Ex-German Female Soldier that Role-Plays with Innocent
People and Invite them into her into a Creepy Ice Cream Truck. Which had all the Houdini Sackamarijuana they can Smoke and enough HoneyBuns to last a whole Decade!
Little did they know a CD-R Appeared that Offered Free Twinkies, Free Chocolate Pudding and Melted the Brain and believed that Roleplaying is Happy PiggyStyle Song developed by KiddieScripts! All these Furries Know in life is: Hustle, Get Laid, Draw Furries, and Serve their Happy Dictator that is the Ex-German Soldier alongside with a new Pokémon that went insane! Recently, that Ex-German Piggy Lost her Chanel Purse in the middle of a Parking Lot where She was later sentenced to Mental Asylum She lied to everyone and Smacked her sister with a Can of Nutella that she
stole from Toy-mart HandelsgmbH. They went FreeLoading and Drove all across Oakland, CA until They were caught somewhere Downloading Bestiality Porn and Enjoying Cheesecakes off of Two Animals that they Roleplayed with too much and They all laughed and said "Now that's what we call a real Ice Cream basket!"
Protagonist: Holy shit! Did you steal my MiniVan?
Anthro Gangster: WTF, Are you Serious? How'd you Know
Protagonist: You Obviously Invaded California, For some reason My pet Budgie Stop Chirping and he died?
Anthro Gangster: Oh Shit..... man I don't give a Flying fuck
Protagonist: Was this group Reported as the Thug Life of Animals and her Ice Cream Truck?
Anthro Gangster: Oh My God, How'd you Know about this
Protagonist: You know it's funny you ask because I smelled something wierd inside my MiniVan and this Person Wrote "Ice Cream Truck" all over my Vehicle
Anthro Gangster: I didn't do it
Protagonist: Yeah, sure you didn't then How come Your Hands are filled with Animal Blood
Anthro Gangster: OH my did I do that?
Protagonist: You Sir, were a member of Anthro-Junkies
Anthro Gangster: WTH, Man How'd you know.......
Protagonist: Isn't it Obvious, You First off Stole my MiniVan, Then You Forced Doctors in CA to Develop some sort of
strange and fake Prescription Weed, And most of all why is my MiniVan Full of Twinkies, HoneyBuns, Trojan Condoms
and Pictures of Bronies on Fire?
Anthro Gangster: Oh snap, I swear to god I didn't do that!
Protagonist: Oh Yeah, Then How come Your Hands are filled with *smells* OH MY GOD, You Killed my Budgie You Monster... I'm gonna go call the Cops on you and Put you in Prison
Anthro Gangster: WTF, Are you Serious? How'd you Know
Protagonist: You Obviously Invaded California, For some reason My pet Budgie Stop Chirping and he died?
Anthro Gangster: Oh Shit..... man I don't give a Flying fuck
Protagonist: Was this group Reported as the Thug Life of Animals and her Ice Cream Truck?
Anthro Gangster: Oh My God, How'd you Know about this
Protagonist: You know it's funny you ask because I smelled something wierd inside my MiniVan and this Person Wrote "Ice Cream Truck" all over my Vehicle
Anthro Gangster: I didn't do it
Protagonist: Yeah, sure you didn't then How come Your Hands are filled with Animal Blood
Anthro Gangster: OH my did I do that?
Protagonist: You Sir, were a member of Anthro-Junkies
Anthro Gangster: WTH, Man How'd you know.......
Protagonist: Isn't it Obvious, You First off Stole my MiniVan, Then You Forced Doctors in CA to Develop some sort of
strange and fake Prescription Weed, And most of all why is my MiniVan Full of Twinkies, HoneyBuns, Trojan Condoms
and Pictures of Bronies on Fire?
Anthro Gangster: Oh snap, I swear to god I didn't do that!
Protagonist: Oh Yeah, Then How come Your Hands are filled with *smells* OH MY GOD, You Killed my Budgie You Monster... I'm gonna go call the Cops on you and Put you in Prison
by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 01, 2014
Get the Anthro-Junkies mug.A Theory that makes a good person turned into a Kamikaze wannabe except instead of just hurting good people. You’re doing yourself a Favor by becoming a dumb, Brainwashed, Weeaboo who wants nothing but money, Cheap Sake and a little bit of that stuff that they serve at Taco bell and Sarku Japan. To make things worse, You shall not disobey Any fat guys or Fat whores in Alaska. Failure to do that will make you a Dishonorable guy regardless of what position your in. Even if You’re just a guy who smokes weed and watch Pokémon all day!
Guy 1: Hey, man are you into Bucklandnism?
Guy 2: What the fuck is that, I never heard of such nonsense.
Guy 1: Watashi wa Chugoku No Kiraina Yaku desu.
Guy 2: Say that in English, Mother Fucker!
Guy 1: Oh damn, is that a fat bastard from Alaska.
Fat Alaskan guy: Hey, You Crazy Bastard why don’t you do us a favor and shut up.
Guy 2: Damn he got you good, bro!
Guy 1: Oh man, now I have to go potty again but after that I have disgraced myself!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that, I never heard of such nonsense.
Guy 1: Watashi wa Chugoku No Kiraina Yaku desu.
Guy 2: Say that in English, Mother Fucker!
Guy 1: Oh damn, is that a fat bastard from Alaska.
Fat Alaskan guy: Hey, You Crazy Bastard why don’t you do us a favor and shut up.
Guy 2: Damn he got you good, bro!
Guy 1: Oh man, now I have to go potty again but after that I have disgraced myself!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface September 13, 2019
Get the Bucklandnism mug.A Typical Donald Trump Supporters fucking up with their Fake Civil War of January 2021 because his fat ass lost to Joe Biden in 11/7/2020! Funny because 11/7 backwards is 7/11. The Same Fat asshole didn't make america great, but rather a dumb, Uneducated, Scary Country and almost a Shithole! These Bastards are wanted by the FBI and they Eat at A Mcdonald's and InNout because they wanna praise their fucked up leader aka Donald Trump while Watching Teletubbies Fox News Edition on their Tablets while Smoking Joint and drink 2 Cans of Four Lokos and go Apeshit. Your Typical Trash but at least a Trash Can is Useful in Society!
Typical Liberal Police Officer: Oh shiiit! The Trump Supporters are coming
Police Gaurds: What? What Trump Supporters we didn't see shit?
Typical Liberal Police Officer: They're coming this way, Please Prepare your Riot Shields for these Trumpnecks!
Police Guards: Oh Shit......... Incoming Smoke Bomb *Throws the Smoke Bomb in the wrong Direction.
Trumpnecks: MAGA MAGA WE WANNA SUCK ORANGE CHEETO *Chants for 3 Hours*
Some Guy watching this on his HDTV: WTF is this shit, Honey Grab your Black Dildo I wanna do something for us!
Some Guy's Girlfriend: What? Oh MY God, Here's a box full of Black Cocks!
Some Guy: Okay, Take that you Fucking Pigs and don't you dare watch Power Rangers and Peppa the Pig because whatever, They can't hear me anyways!
Police Gaurds: What? What Trump Supporters we didn't see shit?
Typical Liberal Police Officer: They're coming this way, Please Prepare your Riot Shields for these Trumpnecks!
Police Guards: Oh Shit......... Incoming Smoke Bomb *Throws the Smoke Bomb in the wrong Direction.
Trumpnecks: MAGA MAGA WE WANNA SUCK ORANGE CHEETO *Chants for 3 Hours*
Some Guy watching this on his HDTV: WTF is this shit, Honey Grab your Black Dildo I wanna do something for us!
Some Guy's Girlfriend: What? Oh MY God, Here's a box full of Black Cocks!
Some Guy: Okay, Take that you Fucking Pigs and don't you dare watch Power Rangers and Peppa the Pig because whatever, They can't hear me anyways!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 09, 2021
Get the Trumpnecks mug.- an n-word moment but 200 times worse. Instead of being Homogenous it's a bit a Women Theory. It's like having two women beat the living shit out of each other while Snorting Coffee like it's Crack! They usually fight over the stupidest situation..... It could be stuff like: Over a Hot guy, Over the last Husbando Figure in Anime-Cons stuff like that. Unlike the N-word moment this could happen to any 2 women and it's harder to stop once it's started! It is so bad that an average Emo bitch fucks a Dude outside her Race and eats Chocolate chip cookie cake and drinks Redbull for the Aftermath while in the hospital. The other woman well, She goes to Jail and her pussy is Fistbait!
When 2 women come up the street and you guys are like "OMFG, There's a cat fight!" Then this my Friends is
a Rina moment. Being Self-destructive without their Boyfriends or Girlfriends if they were lesbian noticing
Girl #1: Hey, Watch it you dumb Rina Emo!
Girl #2: Bitch, WTF did you just say?
Girl #1: Mother fucker, We're gonna tear some shit up!
Girl #2: Okay your on for it, Bitch! My Name is Rebecca you dumbass!
*Both Women Pull their hairs and starts fighting and ends up using their Purses to bash each other!
Some Security guy: Freeze You Women are under Arrest!
*ignore the Police Citation and the Officer shoots them with a Taser gun*
Rina Moments are Unforseeable, If women had their own category of what Turns a Guy off, They would probably eat Their own Pubic Hair Because It's so bad it's listed as number 3.
1) Child Support
2) Over a Hot Guy
3) Rina Moments
4) Make-up Fights
5)Stripper Club Tips
It's a True Fact and I cannot Lie!
a Rina moment. Being Self-destructive without their Boyfriends or Girlfriends if they were lesbian noticing
Girl #1: Hey, Watch it you dumb Rina Emo!
Girl #2: Bitch, WTF did you just say?
Girl #1: Mother fucker, We're gonna tear some shit up!
Girl #2: Okay your on for it, Bitch! My Name is Rebecca you dumbass!
*Both Women Pull their hairs and starts fighting and ends up using their Purses to bash each other!
Some Security guy: Freeze You Women are under Arrest!
*ignore the Police Citation and the Officer shoots them with a Taser gun*
Rina Moments are Unforseeable, If women had their own category of what Turns a Guy off, They would probably eat Their own Pubic Hair Because It's so bad it's listed as number 3.
1) Child Support
2) Over a Hot Guy
3) Rina Moments
4) Make-up Fights
5)Stripper Club Tips
It's a True Fact and I cannot Lie!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface February 20, 2015
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