Anti's definitions

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005

farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

by anti May 15, 2005

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 12, 2004

scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.

John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.

by Anti February 4, 2005

noobcannon

In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.

"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."

by Anti November 30, 2004

consignatary

In organized crime, Mob Bosses cannot leave anywhere for the fear of ambush, so they have legal representatives go in their place. One of the highest positions for a non-family member in the Mob.

Also used in College, when a 'leader' wants nothing to do with someone, they will have to talk to his Consignatary.

1. "Damn, we were gonna hit that Mafioso, but the fucker just sent a Consignatary..."

2. Hold on, lemme see if he wants to talk to you. okay, no, he's unavailable.

by Anti October 15, 2004

bronco

Sex act. When doing it doggie style, you reach around and grab the girls tits and say something to piss her off ("wow, your tits feel just like your sister's..." "oh god, mary... (when her name is jane)" "damn, your loose, who'd you fuck now?" etc.) and try to hold on as long as you can.

I pulled a rodeo with amy last night, I was only on for 2.7 seconds. she's strong when she wants to be.

by Anti November 12, 2004