Definitions by Anonymous

malicious_intent 

Is a creature from the depths of a large but very rare marijuana plant. It resides in an unknown persons home and is passed down from generation to generation.

malicious_intent could be smoked and would produce such a buzz that everyone in 10 square miles would be high.

malicious_intent by Anonymous January 22, 2003

globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal
tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete
Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise
made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he
has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running.
Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and
he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or
speculative sense, and there is an ever-increasing body of
opinion which holds that The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon
Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its
microstored edition around in. Strangely enough, the dictionary
omits the word "floopily", which simply means "in the manner of
something which is floopy".

The mattress globbered.

globber by Anonymous January 22, 2003

pood 

A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.

Dave could stand to lose a few pood.

pood by Anonymous January 21, 2003

deep thrust 

1. Pelvic thrust into the vagina that goes deeper than the norm

1. "Mmmm baby that's how I like it. I love it when you do deep thrust on me"

deep thrust by Anonymous January 21, 2003

hotpocket 

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

hotpocket by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Hijubba 

Explains the un-explainable

when you randomly die in a game you say "HIJUBBA!"

Hijubba by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Bacon Sleeves

The flaps above the windshield in a car that are perfectly formed to hold bacon while travelling from Point A to Point B.

Put the bacon in the baconsleeves for safekeeping.

Bacon Sleeves by Anonymous January 21, 2003