Anonymous  's definitions

jessica simpson

a freshly turned out whore.

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

lesbometer

when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.

The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

levitra

the product with the annoying-sounding wanna-assimilate?-mexican-woman in the commerical.

If I hear that mexican woman begging that white guy for a money shot in that levitra commerical again, I'm going to save everyone the trouble and bang her myself.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

Ethiopia

A place white guys mention to black guys when all the white girls in the room like him. See also: angry white man.

Biff: Hey Leroy, I just saw Iman walk into that store across the street.

Leroy: Get real. Everybody knows Ethiopian girls don't like african americans!

Amber: Hiii Leeeroooy!

Biff: Damn!

by anonymous March 3, 2005

cragga

alternate pronunciation of cracker.

I love me some rich blonde craggas like Charlize Theron, my nigga.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

golddigger

Women who think they are too hot for America because they believe they will never face jail time for ripping people off, otherwise known as theft.

Golddigging is a crime that is most usually punished by old age and loneliness.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

boat whore

Usually the hottest stripper in town.

Candy is a boat whore, but she brings me the money fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

by anonymous March 3, 2005