Andy's definitions

Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.

Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!

by Andy December 22, 2004

Backna

The insides of a pig cut into thinly sliced pieces. More commonly known as bacon

Get some backna on the scene

by andy December 7, 2004

GEDT

Started several years ago to describe poor individuals who are tortured throughout the cours of two semesters by ridiculous work loads.

'Don't make me go in there and GEDT you punk'

'Why sir this GEDT is really killing me'

by andy December 7, 2004

clickers

A slang term for an extremely attractive woman. "Clickers" is used in both the singular and plural context.

Look, dude, clickers.

by andy December 3, 2004

the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.

Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".

by andy December 2, 2004

A.G.B.S.C.

Anti-Gravity Ball Sack Capacitor. IE: The feeling you get when something made you extremely happy, similar to when you are on a rollercoaster ride and your balls float up and feel neat.

My team just won the Stanley Cup, and my AGBSC was activated.

by Andy November 30, 2004

liberals

1. A political ideology responsible for virtually all social progress in history; see creation of democracy.

"Damn those dirty liberals with their common sense... I want my $30 tax cut!"

by Andy November 30, 2004