willy's

a fictional restaraunt invented by Matt W. of Atlanta that he supposudly calls a "tex-mex" restaraunt. He made it up while attending Jew Poo Summer camp in New Hampshire.

He's also a crazy mofo in bed.

Matt- "hey nate you wanna go to Willy's?"
Me- "matt you made that shit up at summer camp"
Matt- "NO I DIDN'T!!"
Me- "yes....yes you most certainly fucking did"

by Flava Flav's Dick December 10, 2008

Willy's Cherry

when a female takes revenge out on her male partner by having anal sex with a different male having him cum in her ass then she shits it out in a container and saves it until she starts her period again, then deposits it in her vagina before she lets her boyfriend eat her out

Keri got mad at her boyfriend Bob so she had sex with Dick and let him cum in her ass then she shit it out into a cup and saved it for the next time she started her period then put the stored doodoo brown colored fermented cum in her vagina secretly, then let Bob eat her out. When Bob successfully finished eating out Keri to the point of orgasm she asked How did that taste to pop Willy's Cherry? Revenge is fucking sweet!

by Eillek Buubz August 30, 2013

Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

by Doglover69 May 15, 2009

Willy's Wonka

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.

Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.

by blaint73 June 26, 2007

willy's girlfriend

The girlfriend of willy.

Also see fugly

That man-beast has to be willy's girlfriend!

by Lead_Ballz October 1, 2004

willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday

by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

Willy's Wonderland

Willy's Wonderland is a movie about an arsonist, a janitor guy who knows taiquando, a car theif, a crazy ass police woman, and seven murdurous as hell, crazy fucking animatronics. And a lot of death. And blood. Basicly fnaf on crack, with added crazy mother-fuckers.

"Isn't Willy's Wonderland is weird as fuck? It's fnaf on crack."

by IWantABrick June 8, 2022