Andy's definitions

nuclear war

See: Bush reelection

North Korea, Iran, Syria

by Andy November 30, 2004

crap

1. The only word in the English language with a silent 'C' at the beginning. (Alternate spelling: rap)

I can't believe you're listening to this crap.

by Andy November 30, 2004

war

1. Peace. (sources: Orwell and Bush)

"War is peace."
-George Orwell, "1984"

"...when we're talking about war, we're really talking about peace."
-George W. Bush

by Andy November 30, 2004

Liberal media

1. A lie created by conservative pundits used to describe four of the five major news networks and several newspapers. Consists primarily of a slight majority of left-leaning moderate reporters who are so terrified of being called biased, they deliberately slant their coverage far to the right. Known for ignoring important stories that could have a dramatic impact on American politics, including 2000 election fraud, prewar intelligence that refuted all of Bush's claims about Iraq, and 2004 election fraud.
2. (conservative slang) Any news source that is not blatant about its conservative slant; any news source without the motto 'fair and balanced.'

Damn that liberal media... they keep ignoring all the good things that have happened in Iraq, like those 50 people we saved from the rape rooms by killing 100,000 civilians.

by Andy November 30, 2004

creation of democracy

1. The founding of the world's greatest and most effective political system to date.
2. Something devised and carried out almost completely by liberals (with the exception of Thomas Jefferson).

"The creation of democracy was the greatest thing that ever happened to this country. Too bad Bush is trying to fuck it up."

by Andy November 29, 2004

ignoranus

1. Someone who is both ignorant and an asshole.
2. George W. Bush.

Tommy is being an ignoranus. Somebody should suicide-bomb his ass before he grows up and convinces 59 million half-retarded evangelical rednecks to vote him as president, and continues to fuck the country.

by Andy November 28, 2004

oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc

"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"

by Andy November 26, 2004