Andy's definitions

malapropism

This is when someone abuses the wrong worm so you can't understudy what they're crying to play.

Named after someone called Mrs Malaprop in some classical something or other.

by Andy May 7, 2004

madonnas

What a hispanic person who speaks poor English might call McDonald's.

Guelcome to Madonnas! (say: Mah-doe-na's)

by Andy September 30, 2005

Village

A game played with action figures, dolls and any other character toys that simulates real life and a town or village.

I played Village with my cousin. My character lived in a cardboard box and was married to Barbie with dollar store action figure baby.

by Andy May 13, 2005

the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.

Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".

by andy December 2, 2004

Balar

Island on the western coast of Beleriand, near to the coast of Arvernien. It was safe from the forces of Morgoth, who had few ships and could not take on the navies of the Teleri. As a result, it became a haven for elves after the Nirnaeth Arnoediad and especially the fall of Vinyamar and Eglarest, when Cirdan used his ships to transport survivors to the island.

It features in Tolkien's book, The Silmarillion.

It was located in the Bay of Balar. There may be an etymological link between Balar and Beleriand.

by Andy May 10, 2004

nubblesaurus

someone so nub they need to be described as a nub dinosaur because they are such a huge fucking nub

nubblesaurus:omg that was so bs u fuking haker
me:stfu you nubblesaurus, you're just jealous of my mad skills, kthxstfu

by Andy July 26, 2004

Magic Milkshake

Something that Jamal is now hooked on because of Grande

Jamal loves the magic milkshake

by Andy May 3, 2004