Amish Stalker's definitions

Full Circle

When someone you know goes through all bouts of emotion in an excessively fast amount of time towards another individual. Generally starting with anger, that quickly forms into confusion, morphing back into anger, full send regret, super saiyan full blown retard, followed by quick depression, low key acceptance, and lastly complacent happiness.

Him: yo bro, why don't you and Coty chill anymore?

Bro: cuz Coty goes full circle way too often, and it really fucks with my mood.

by Amish Stalker October 6, 2019

Poody

When a gamer is undeniably horrible at achieving anything on any game format. Generally frustrating other players so much they avoid any attempts of contact with the poody player.

Friendships have been ruined keeping poody players around.

Gamer 1: Why do you keep bringing that person to play with us? I'm trying to win games here!!
Gamer 2: Because they're my friend?!
Gamer 1: But they're straight poody.

by Amish Stalker January 5, 2020

Angry Jamaican

Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.

*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*

by Amish Stalker January 29, 2020

Glitter Pit Manoeuvre

When a woman force-locks a victims face in her sweaty, grown out glitter armpit.

Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes?
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..

Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..

by Amish Stalker February 1, 2020

Ughhh!

When you feel great cringe or disgust for something you see.

Example 1: Watching your drunk friend fall down a flight of stairs. "Ughhh!"

Example 2: Walking up behind a pretty girl at the bar, only for her to turn around and showcase a butter face and brown teeth. "Ughhh!"

Example 3: When you wake up after a night on the town, look beside you in bed and realize what you brought home. "Ughhh!"

Example 4: When your friend sends you a spoof meme and it turns out to be a gross video. "Ughh!"

Example 5: When you're mid game and your console turns off. "Ughhh!"

by Amish Stalker May 5, 2020

Catching A Case

When you're online with someone and they say something sexual too you, and you get this grippling feeling they're not of age so you ask their age to find out they're under 18. This is where you come to realize you're Catching A Case.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey girl, you sound hot. You mind if i inject maple syrup in your ass?
Person 2: sure.. wait, how old are you?
Person 1: i'm 16 and have alot to give.
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, bye.

Example 2:
Person 1: I lied about my age, but i hope you'll still love me for me. I'm not 21, I'm 13.
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, and we can't co-exist together anymore. *blocks person*

Example 3:
Person 1: I'm impressed you're grand champ on RL, maybe you could teach me to get good.
Person 2: Yea sure, but it's going to take a while.
Person 1: Baby, I got time for you.
Person 2: .. How old are you?
Person 1: 15, 16 next month.. you got snap?
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, gotta go bye.

by Amish Stalker May 5, 2020

DayZ Cheating

When you run with a group of people on DayZ for a fat minute, then switch up to play with someone new for a few days while appearing offline, only to have your friends join the party on alt accounts to find you and said person together.

Squad: I can't believe you, I thought you were rollin with us?

Victim: I am, I'm just---
Squad: I don't wanna hear it. I can't believe you're DayZ Cheating on us.

by Amish Stalker October 26, 2019