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alpino

an Italian mountain troop

aka "scarpa" a boot
Alpino Rossi del turno di - Alpino Rossi reporting for duty
by Alpino November 6, 2009
mugGet the alpinomug.

gat

holy shit she had a gat in her purse.... no one ever raped a .357
by Alpino October 28, 2008
mugGet the gatmug.

center mass

where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot

the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters
"aim center mass" bang

I aim for center mass every time
by Alpino November 6, 2009
mugGet the center massmug.

WASP

The WhiteAnglo-SaxonProtestant motherfuckers who still own and run everthing in the country, now with latent prejudice- instead of celebrated belittling of "sub-humans". Enslaved the blacks, kept Jews and Catholics out of their hierarchy and organizations. Made life hell for the Irish Poles Asians Greeks Mexicans ..... any one who is not a WASP. They are pretty good at getting those "below" them in hating each other as well.
Some WASP told me my last name didn't sound American.
by Alpino July 3, 2008
mugGet the WASPmug.

Elk-Qaeda

When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.

or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.

friend- "what are you doing?"

man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
by Alpino December 15, 2008
mugGet the Elk-Qaedamug.

husky reins

holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind
"she tried to get away but I controlled the situation with her husky reins"
by Alpino February 5, 2012
mugGet the husky reinsmug.

Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru
by Alpino February 1, 2023
mugGet the Subarumug.

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