honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"

Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.

by Allison March 22, 2004

Oh my goth!

To be said when given extreme pleasure by a goth categorized more by taste in music, not in dress through sexual acts.

"Oh Jason...oh my goth!"

by Allison January 14, 2004

C.M.F

Crazy Mother Fucker

he is such a C.M.F

by Allison May 21, 2003

silver rocket

a silver sildo that will.... ugh ugh ugh

gh ugh sorry i walk around while haveing orgasims, or maybe it is i havfe orgasims while i am walkin around

by Allison April 11, 2005

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004

Arkansass

Capitol of Rednecks(which is not a very good thing).Its...country.....enough said.No malls.

Lauren-Im going to Arkansass this weekend:(
Allison-I feel sorry for you.

by Allison August 29, 2004

mis

It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.

On my way to the party I was preparing myself for the interaction with the mis that would be there.

by Allison October 10, 2004