Allison's definitions

Lamorinda

A place that emcompasses Moraga, Layfayette, and Orinda CA. The kids from Lamorinda are spoiled brats who often drive SUVS to get to a school less than 5 minutes away. The local hangout is Jack in the Box. Lamorinda kids have been known to have keggers in the middle of a feild at Burton Valley Elementary.

The kids from Lamorinda are so ghetto, there is probably less than 20 africans in the community.

by Allison April 12, 2005

Mistress

A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship

by Allison July 15, 2003

sum'bitch

Redneck contraction for son of a bitch.

Rusty, you dang ol' sum'bitch, get yer head outta that toilet bowl!!

by Allison January 4, 2005

macha

the feminine form of macho... cause there is none that does not have a negitive condonation

that chick is so strong, so brave, so macha!

by allison July 8, 2004

barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

by Allison January 3, 2005

Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

by Allison February 7, 2005

def

short for definetly...

"that is most def the best damn thing i ever saw"

by Allison September 24, 2004