Alex Stockwell's definitions

Take It Barry

A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it Barry!

by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009

cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.

"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017

clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007

see me getting up

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.

Man, I gotta go make dinner. See me getting up?

by Alex Stockwell October 1, 2008

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

redneck

The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.

While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.

by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009

sleevejob

Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.

"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

by Alex Stockwell September 1, 2006