Alex Quantashassle's definitions

precaution

Precaution is the act of making sure nuffin bad happens to you.

"Rightio, you're about to have sex for the first time. Have you taken plently of precautions?"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

awlarse

Noun. A contemptible person. Also auldarse, allarse. Possibly from old arse. (Merseyside British use)

"You can be such an awlarse at times!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

tend

A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

buyers

People who believe what you're saying, even though you're lying. Ghetto slang.

"Tell them anything and they'll believe you!"
"They buyers?"
"Like the giblees!!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

fucksticity

N. How fucked up you are. Invented up by the stupidity of Bliss+ on LeosLyrics.com, now widespread across the world (or so we like to think).

"This cataclysm is all due to the utter fucksticity of that barstard, Craig!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

booger

How people from Yorkshire say 'bugger'.

"What about the johnny lad in the back?"

"Uhh.. *ahem.. he's autistic."
"Ohh, poor booger.... are you alright love?"
"Mmm."
"Aye"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005