Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

hello there 

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

hello there by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

small girl 

A girl you know who lives in the suburbs and sticks in the suburbs, too afraid to venture out. She lives in the small.

"Hey small girl!"
"Hey Dave."

small girl by Alex Quantashassle July 7, 2005

woot-monkeys! 

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

woot-monkeys! by Alex Quantashassle July 6, 2005

nixxing 

The act of abstaining from getting a haircut for an indefinate period. Used by men and women alike, it could be considered an artisan experiment, as your hair can develop many interesting shades and patterns when left alone for a while.

"You need a haircut!"
"Go screw yourself, I'm nixxing."

nixxing by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

pillowman 

Victorian slang for a homosexual male.

"I believe this Sir John you're talking about is a pillowman!"
"Sir! Thou ought to watch thou mouth when talking about thy friends!"

pillowman by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

the eternal grunt 

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

the eternal grunt by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

crémeux by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005