Alex Quantashassle's definitions

scoog

1. to scoog, to selfishly put someone down. Frequently involves objects being thrown.

2. to scoog, to clean all the dog turd off the lawn.

1 "Hey, man! What are you scooging me like that for???"

2. "Jim, get off your arse and go scoog the lawn!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

bogan youth

The Australian alternative to chavs. Self-important little twits who listen to bands like Limp Biskit and Papa Roach because they think they're hardcore. Try to go out on dates because they're trying to act all adult, but it all ends s of poorly because their middle-class parents, after giving them lot money, notice that their 8-12 yearold kids are too young and put an immediate stop to it.
Bogan youth are the offspring of dumb christian yuppies however, not bogans. The offspring of bogans are little shits.

The little kids in homie clothing huddling together in groups around the gun games in Timezone are a good example of the bogan youth.

by Alex Quantashassle June 7, 2005

searches

Adjective (non-plural). To describe someone who is good at chess. Derived from the expression "Sir Chess".

"Hey, you're pretty good!"
"Heh heh, I AM searches."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

files

Noun. Your files are/is your police record. Used by young people and crooks.

"Hey amigo, how are your files looking?"
"Clean, hombre, clean."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

result

Bogan youth slang for cool, trendy, good, etc.

"Yo, that sk8board is result!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

aerial pingpong

Australian Rules football.

"Fancy a game of aerial pingpong, mate?"

"Don't call me that. Go away, you foul Eastern-Stater!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

scanmaker

Another name for a speedcamera. Used in my home town. No-one knows how it originated, but by my nose it's there and it's square.

"Aaaarrrghhh! A scanmaker just flashed me!"
"I didn't know speedcameras wore overcoats!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005