Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.
(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)
Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"
Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"
Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"
Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005