Alex Quantashassle's definitions

northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

notice

Something on a yellow metal pole that tells you what you gotta do and you gotta figure out how ya gonna do it.

'STOP'
"I'm driving here!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

linked

How a website is linked is what style of content it possesses and that of other related websites.

Urban Dictionary is linked well, with the respect it deserves.

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

apple (core)

Noun. 20. Cockney rhyming slang on 'score'. 1950s

"The fifty-niners are 25 against. So what's the apple core on the fourth, aye?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

backie

Noun. A pillion ride on a bicycle.

British in origin. Very dangerous, don't let your kids do it.

"Were you boys doing backies on David's bike?!"
"No mum, I swear!..... did you say 'bike' or 'dyke'?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005