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Kate Beckinsale

just look at her or wach one of her movies
by Alan November 10, 2004
mugGet the Kate Beckinsalemug.

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass
im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie
by alan December 6, 2004
mugGet the schmuiemug.

Oyster

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.
by Alan October 19, 2003
mugGet the Oystermug.

weeper

The weepers on the Bowery went to Hop-Sing's to get their fix.
by Alan June 4, 2004
mugGet the weepermug.

the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.
is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?
by alan October 21, 2004
mugGet the the scorpionsmug.

Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.
Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.
by Alan June 16, 2003
mugGet the Trouser Love Muttonmug.

pigs

Da cops,5-0, tha motherfuckin police.
Got damn pigs pulled us over for speeding.
by Alan March 10, 2004
mugGet the pigsmug.

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