Alan's definitions

feet

the things you use to walk and stand often have shoes or socks on them

hey look at my feet they make me stand

by alan March 6, 2004

murder

to enjoy

I could murder an Ice-cream.

by alan June 29, 2003

pigs

Da cops,5-0, tha motherfuckin police.

Got damn pigs pulled us over for speeding.

by Alan March 10, 2004

fearitude

Word made up by the character "The Janitor" from the NBC hospital based sit-com Scrubs. The word is said by Bob Kelso in season 5 episode 24 when he is blackmailed into announcing on the hospital PA system that he is afraid of the Janitor.

Bob Kelso: "...so, please join me in basking in the glow of the Janitors awesome... *pauses* ...this isn't a word?!"

Janitor: "Read it!"

Bob Kelso: "Fearitude. Goodnight."

by Alan May 24, 2006

fano

A very fast action (for instance fast speech or fast hand movements, or even fast dancing - but never fast driving), more often than not induced by the excess use of cocaine.

I couldn't make out what he was saying, I think he pulled a fano.
It happened so fast, not even fano would've kept up with that.

by alan April 6, 2004

satan's little helper

a term first coined by bruno morphet when referring to jaunbrand. it is normally used in a hushed tone.

hey bruno morphet. please make sure you put satan's little helper on the guestlist.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.

by alan June 14, 2004

Xpert

An 'Xpert' is someone who can over come nearly every obstacle.
Mainly associated as somebody who has exceptional computer knowledge and a person who will always aspire to be better.

This type of person is often fond of a quote like
"This war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair... greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope... against this peril we must never surrender. No one knows the shape of the future, or where it will take us -- we know only that the future is always born in pain."

If you played an 'Xpert' on Halo, be prepared to lose.

by Alan January 6, 2005