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Definitions by Alan

Da cops,5-0, tha motherfuckin police.
Got damn pigs pulled us over for speeding.
pigs by Alan March 10, 2004
the things you use to walk and stand often have shoes or socks on them
hey look at my feet they make me stand
feet by alan March 6, 2004
A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.
"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"
groke by Alan March 2, 2004
1. To be out of physical shape or not in good condition. To feel light-headed and slight pain.
e.g He got winded from that punch

2. A way of dancing

3. A fart
e.g He broke wind

4. A rush of air created by warm air rising and cold air rushing in to takes its place.

5.To use a twisting motion which in turn has a wheel used as a simple machine in order to achieve some task which prepares the object containing the object to be twisted.

e.g I'm going to wind up the toy.
wind by Alan February 3, 2004
hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?
puppy by alan January 22, 2004

grandpa fucknose 

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.
If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.
grandpa fucknose by alan January 22, 2004