gosu

Good player, someone who owns eveybody. Expert.
DUDE: man he teched so fast, he had like 15 tauren, 3 shaman, 3 docs, and 3 heros.
DUDE 2: definitely GOSU
DUDE: WORD!
by Alan August 15, 2004
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ur monkey

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...
Friend: So, where was your mom last night?
You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!
by Alan November 18, 2004
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carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.
operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!
by alan September 21, 2004
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crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.
I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.
by Alan October 02, 2004
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pigs

Da cops,5-0, tha motherfuckin police.
Got damn pigs pulled us over for speeding.
by Alan March 11, 2004
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Helmet

by alan March 06, 2004
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shaik-down

what happens if you get in bed with the South African goverment, make all sorts of self-enriching deals, live the life, and eventually the scorpions catch on to you.
the shaik-bros are in for a bit of a shaik-down!
by alan October 21, 2004
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