Alan's definitions

Kate Beckinsale

the most beautiful woman one this earth

just look at her or wach one of her movies

by Alan November 10, 2004

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

by alan December 6, 2004

Oyster

phlem

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

by Alan October 19, 2003

weeper

An opium addict. See hop-head.

The weepers on the Bowery went to Hop-Sing's to get their fix.

by Alan June 4, 2004

the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.

is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?

by alan October 21, 2004

Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 16, 2003

pigs

Da cops,5-0, tha motherfuckin police.

Got damn pigs pulled us over for speeding.

by Alan March 10, 2004