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Definitions by Ae5Ea8

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

the Hand of Yeti 

Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).

The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.

She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr
the Hand of Yeti by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

pringleberry

Combination of "Pringles" and "dingleberry," describing the discovery of ancient Pringles crumbs that fell into your belly button at least a fortnight ago, and which, over time, have hardened around one or more of your belly-button hair follicles.

The ensuing fermentation of said pringleberry leads to a related situation called "belly-button hands," which describe a smell associated with rummaging around your belly button whilst fiddling with said pringleberries.
I've been nurturing a pringleberry since last year's Superbowl. It's time to check in and see if my little buddy is ready to harvest.
pringleberry by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)
I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.
angel's beard by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

ascetiquette 

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.
One observes ascetiquette on business lunch until told otherwise. - Emily Post
ascetiquette by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016
If England does a revote and Brexit get nixed.
Nixit or bust
Nixit by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016
slang for a $20 bill
In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."
Tubman by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2016