Combination of "focus" and "faux," describing the act of pretending to pay attention in class while you're doing something else. Well-timed nods at important assertions and brows furrowed in intellectual curiosity go a long way toward indicating that you are actively engaged in the class conversation. In truth, however, you may be texting, emailing, or shopping for shoes.
Maintaining proper fauxcus, Johnny was walking on the razor's edge: While gorging himself on epic fail videos of kittens trying to pounce on each other, he appeared to the professor to be actively engaged in the class conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 April 05, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 February 14, 2015
The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016
a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2016
Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.
Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.
by Ae5Ea8 April 08, 2015
Combination of "smell" and "hello," describing the act of two dogs sniffing the other's respective business end as a way of saying hello.
Buster and Rover did the smello ritual of walking around each other in a circle while each of them got acquainted with the other.
by Ae5Ea8 March 03, 2015
Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.
by Ae5Ea8 February 03, 2015