Ae5Ea8's definitions

Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini.

"I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

misunderSTUD

When you ask a dumb question in class but the teacher misunderstands you to be asking something a lot more intelligent than what you were really asking. You were actually asking something that betrayed your ignorance of the subject matter, but the teacher reads into your question a nuanced understanding that you simply did not have.

You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.

Teacher: What is the meaning of life?

Student: Molecules?

Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.

Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD

by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015

printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

or nahd

Combination of "nod" and "or nah," describing the act of nodding in agreement when you can't actually hear what the person said. Useful at cocktail parties and bars. Also useful when you just aren't listening to somebody like a spouse or significant other.

You heard what they said...
or nahd

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2015

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder)

A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015

Tubman

slang for a $20 bill

In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2016