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fingature

Writing your signature on a trackpad with your finger.
My fingature looks nothing like my real signature.
by Ae5Ea8 April 28, 2015
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raw cheeking

Combination of "raw dogging" and "butt cheeks," describing the act of using a toilet seat, not your own, without protection. The protection in question is toilet paper to line the seat, just as a condom is the protection in question with respect to raw dogging.

It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.

Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.
The old saw goes: Saturday night raw cheeking leads to Monday morning rash.
by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015
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Home Depotpourri

The beguiling smell of a Home Depot. The strongest notes are fresh cut lumber, lawn fertilizer, and WD-40.
The ladies seem to dig it when I burn a candle scented with Home Depotpourri.
by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2015
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cartesy

Combination of "courtesy" and "cart," describing the act of letting someone check out in front of you because they only have a few things in their shopping cart.
It is good to practice random acts of cartesy.
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015
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flytulence

Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.
Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)
by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015
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senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries
senior stew: now with chunks!
by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016
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acqueuescence

Combination of "acquiescence" and "queue," describing the act of letting someone cut in front you in line (the "queue").
Sharpen your elbows: There ain't no acqueuescence at Disney Land.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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