Ae5Ea8's definitions

text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.

Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016

Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.

Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015

Tubman

slang for a $20 bill

In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2016

Tubman

slang for a $20 bill

In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2016

fourth finger

Someone who follows everybody else and can't do anything by him or her self. Comes from the fourth finger (the ring finger), that can't lift by its own.

Suzy is such a fourth finger. She just does what everybody else does.

by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.

Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.

by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015