Definitions by Ae5Ea8

dobro 

1. a bro with dough (money)
2. a wood-bodied, single cone resonator guitar (this is a real thing)

A dobro will open a tab for his bro's while he performs on stage with his dobro.

dobro by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Alice in Kirkland 

When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.

Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

Alice in Kirkland by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

roll it forward 

putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position

It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."

Roll it forward -- it's chicken soup for your soul

roll it forward by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

public hair by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Alice in Kirkland 

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place

Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

Alice in Kirkland by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

printer ghost 

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

printer ghost by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

ascetiquette 

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.

Ascetiquette be damned. Eat while it's hot.

ascetiquette by Ae5Ea8 August 12, 2016