Ae5Ea8's definitions

satisfriction

Any sexually gratifying friction performed on oneself or another.

Hey, do you want to come over tonight? We can work on our physics homework to calculate the coefficient of satisfriction between our fiddly bits.

Sorry, I'm not into you that way.
Oh, well, I guess I shall be satisfricting myself.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

frain bart

when you can't remember what a brain fart is

A frain bart has nothing to do with public transportation in the Bay Area

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2017

pringleberry

Combination of "Pringles" and "dingleberry," describing the discovery of ancient Pringles crumbs that fell into your belly button at least a fortnight ago, and which, over time, have hardened around one or more of your belly-button hair follicles.

The ensuing fermentation of said pringleberry leads to a related situation called "belly-button hands," which describe a smell associated with rummaging around your belly button whilst fiddling with said pringleberries.

I've been nurturing a pringleberry since last year's Superbowl. It's time to check in and see if my little buddy is ready to harvest.

by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

sesame chicken

Sesame chicken describes a scrotum peeking out of a guy's shorts. The coloring, texture, shape, and size of the visible portion of the scrotum is oddly similar to a piece of sesame chicken from a Chinese restaurant.

This is not a flattering situation. It usually happens without the guy knowing about it. It is most common in summertime, when the guy is (1) wearing boxers and (2) wearing loose fitting shorts.

Dude, I caught a glimpse of your sesame chicken. Some things can't be unseen bro. For the love of God, cover thyself.

by Ae5Ea8 April 1, 2015

foggles

Combination of "fogy" (as in a person advanced in years) and "goggles" (as in sunglasses), describing those eternally un-cool wrap-around sunglasses with side windows.

Never in fashion: Crocs, Birkenstocks, safari vests, and foggles.

by Ae5Ea8 March 17, 2015

ad-censed

Combination of Google's "Ad Sense" and "incensed" (meaning angry or irritated), describing inappropriate internet ads that you feel shouldn't be targeted at you.

Dude, wtf? Why are you getting ads for ladies jeans?

Bro. No idea. I'm simply ad-censed!

by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

flytulence

Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.

Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)

by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015