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When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.
by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015
Get the Pist-ot Note mug."faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.
Fauxtention earns brownie points.
by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015
Get the fauxtention mug.Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
Get the talking like a tool mug.Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.
Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.
What do you mean?
Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.
What do you mean?
Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.
by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015
Get the hellitosis mug.Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.
by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015
Get the Russell Sprouts mug.Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.
by Ae5Ea8 March 30, 2015
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