203 definitions by Ae5Ea8
Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.
Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.
What do you mean?
Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.
What do you mean?
Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.
by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015
A bromo code is automatically generated when one bro buys another bro a beer. The first-buying bro is issued a bromo code, which he can then redeem by having the other bro buy the second round.
by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015
A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.
by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
I love the theme song for Kirklandia.
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.
This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.
This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.
by Ae5Ea8 September 25, 2016
I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.
by Ae5Ea8 November 28, 2016
when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016