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printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere
things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost
by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016
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misunderSTUD

When you ask a dumb question in class but the teacher misunderstands you to be asking something a lot more intelligent than what you were really asking. You were actually asking something that betrayed your ignorance of the subject matter, but the teacher reads into your question a nuanced understanding that you simply did not have.

You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.
Teacher: What is the meaning of life?

Student: Molecules?

Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.

Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD
by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015
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A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.
OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015
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Nixit

If England does a revote and Brexit get nixed.
Nixit or bust
by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016
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unfriend

Derived from "unfriending" someone on Facebook, to "unfriend" somebody in the real world is to stop acknowledging their presence. Instead of looking at them as you pass by, basically you just ignore them as if you had never met them.

Getting unfriended is especially weird when you know somebody by virtue of your participation in a group or team — which normally gives you at least a mild sense of camaraderie — but the person who unfriends you still insists on basically ignoring you.
It's official. JoBob unfriended me. I saw him in the hall yesterday and he didn't even acknowledge that we had ever met.
by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2015
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mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia
by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017
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crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs
Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles
by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018
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