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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
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switch slapped

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.
by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016
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Cardozbro

Any judge that you think is cool, like a bro.
Justice Benjamin N. Cardozo was the original Cardozbro. Learned Hand was also a Cardozbro. Justices Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are modern day Cardozbros. Justice Alito, though, is a an Alitbro. Justice Sotomayor might be able to sneak in there as a Brotomayor.
by Ae5Ea8 March 7, 2015
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dogdusted

When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.
When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.

Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.
by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016
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interknot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "knot."
Not another interknot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.
by Ae5Ea8 February 16, 2015
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the Hand of Yeti

Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).

The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.

She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
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to have a food baby

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question
by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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