Ae5Ea8's definitions

interknot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "knot."

Not another interknot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 16, 2015

hurp

A hiccup and a burp at the same time.

Sorry I just hurped. That was me, not a frog dying.

by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

satisfriction

Any sexually gratifying friction performed on oneself or another.

Hey, do you want to come over tonight? We can work on our physics homework to calculate the coefficient of satisfriction between our fiddly bits.

Sorry, I'm not into you that way.
Oh, well, I guess I shall be satisfricting myself.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

abromatherapy

when a male enjoys his own bathroom stench

One man's abromatherapy is another man's disgusting stench

by Ae5Ea8 October 24, 2016

phasting

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.

I'm phasting today.

by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015

buyromaniac

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.

Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

ascetiquette

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.

One observes ascetiquette on business lunch until told otherwise. - Emily Post

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016