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alphanumeria

the feeling of confusion, panic and brain fog that sets in when trying to convert letters to numbers on a phone
trying to dial 1-800-SIR-MIX-A-LOT has given me a bad case of alphanumeria
by Ae5Ea8 May 24, 2017
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blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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cyoupon

Combination of "you" and "coupon" describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
Happy anniversary, dear.

Wow, a cyoupon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
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douchetag

Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 November 19, 2015
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Tubman

slang for a $20 bill
In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."
by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2016
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Tubman

slang for a $20 bill
In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."
by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2016
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fauxtention

"faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.
Fauxtention earns brownie points.
by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015
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