empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.
Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.
by Ae5Ea8 March 25, 2015
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Brady violation

1. In football, a term describing the deflating of footballs. See Deflategate.
2. A legal term describing the affirmative duty of the prosecution to disclose any material evidence favorable to the defendant and relevant to the prosecution’s case in chief. The evidence that must be turned over is any evidence that would tend to nullify guilt or reduce culpability or punishment.
Deflategate v. Pats (holding that deflating footballs is uncool (i.e., a Brady violation)).
by Ae5Ea8 May 13, 2015
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mute salute

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.
Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
by Ae5Ea8 March 02, 2015
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closet duty

When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!
by Ae5Ea8 March 20, 2015
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crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs
Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles
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invasion of drivacy

Staring into a parked car and then being surprised when you see someone looking out at you. At first, you can't see inside because of the glare. As you keep walking, however, you see that there is actually someone in there. As your eyes meet, you feel kind of embarrassed that you were looking into the car.
Neither tort law nor the Fourth Amendment protects against invasion of drivacy.
by Ae5Ea8 June 14, 2015
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snock block

when you can't find a good snack, your snack gets cock blocked
If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.
by Ae5Ea8 January 04, 2018
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