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this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks
the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup
the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries
the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup
the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries
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