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Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.
Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.
by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015
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fauxtention

"faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.
Fauxtention earns brownie points.
by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015
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talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.
by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
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hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.
Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.
by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015
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Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.
How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.
by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015
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refaptory period

Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.
Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.
by Ae5Ea8 March 30, 2015
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crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs
Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles
by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018
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