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Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
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Einstein's Theory of Textivity
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A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.
There is no female equivalent.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.
There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015
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by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015
Get the greeding card mug.A $20 bill. Often used in the plural. Derives from the abolitionist Harriet Tubman, whose image will succeed Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.
Flea Market Patron: How many Tubs is that antique back scratcher?
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.
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