Ae5Ea8's definitions

voicemailism

Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.

Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.

How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.

Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia

by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017

refaptory period

Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.

Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.

by Ae5Ea8 March 30, 2015

crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

unfriend

Derived from "unfriending" someone on Facebook, to "unfriend" somebody in the real world is to stop acknowledging their presence. Instead of looking at them as you pass by, basically you just ignore them as if you had never met them.

Getting unfriended is especially weird when you know somebody by virtue of your participation in a group or team — which normally gives you at least a mild sense of camaraderie — but the person who unfriends you still insists on basically ignoring you.

It's official. JoBob unfriended me. I saw him in the hall yesterday and he didn't even acknowledge that we had ever met.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2015