203 definitions by Ae5Ea8
Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.
by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2016
Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.
by Ae5Ea8 August 12, 2016
Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.
by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015
Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.
by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016
Justice Benjamin N. Cardozo was the original Cardozbro. Learned Hand was also a Cardozbro. Justices Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are modern day Cardozbros. Justice Alito, though, is a an Alitbro. Justice Sotomayor might be able to sneak in there as a Brotomayor.
by Ae5Ea8 March 7, 2015
A place in a man's mind completely devoid of sexual connotation. The image of this place is used to talk oneself down from an erection. When a man is in a public place and threatened with the onset of an erection, a Code Red is sounded in his mind. There has to be — ever at the ready — a place where his mind goes to that has nothing at all to do with sex. The place has to be familiar and engaging. The attributes of the scene can be as various as each man is unique. The most successful scenes are those so deeply non-sexual that it is nearly certain that no sexual associations can be made. It takes focus, but with some self-control, a man can usually get his shit together before his arousal becomes evident to the outside world.
Hitting a home run over the Green Monster: it's my Fenway Park. The crack of the bat, the cheer of the crowd, the bright lights, perfectly manicured grass...
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015