Ae5Ea8's definitions

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

Home Depotpourri

The beguiling smell of a Home Depot. The strongest notes are fresh cut lumber, lawn fertilizer, and WD-40.

The ladies seem to dig it when I burn a candle scented with Home Depotpourri.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2015

Costcop

the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave

Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

fartnuckle

A fart so voluminous that after it has been expelled from your system you have to tighten up your belt by at least one buckle.

Fartnuckles are best experienced when they're a total surprise.

You'd think it would be call a "fartbuckle" but it's actually "fartnuckle," with an "n." And to be clear, it's not "fartknuckle" with a "kn." It's just an "n."

For any Game of Thrones fans:
one horn is a fartnuckle, two horns wildlings, three horns White Walkers

by Ae5Ea8 January 18, 2017

get my green drink on

Similar to "getting my drink on," but instead of alcohol it's a "green drink"—like a superfood drink made with spirulina, kale, chlorella, or wheatgrass.

Friday night: get my drink on. Saturday morning: get my green drink on.

by Ae5Ea8 May 10, 2015

houche bag

When someone obviously from the United States puts on airs by saying "an historical moment" like a Brit. The offender not only uses "an" instead of "a" but also pronounces the "h." While some leeway may be given to somebody who was educated outside of the United States, this pronunciation comes off as a bit affected if you are just an average American born and raised in the States.

Don't be a hb.
Eh?
Houche bag.

by Ae5Ea8 March 11, 2015

cartesy

Combination of "courtesy" and "cart," describing the act of letting someone check out in front of you because they only have a few things in their shopping cart.

It is good to practice random acts of cartesy.

by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015