Ae5Ea8's definitions

DeuceTime

FaceTiming someone while you're dropping a deuce

To DeuceTime, or not to DeuceTime,

That is the questino.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Hermione bag

A bag from which someone keeps pulling out tons of stuff. The bag seems too small to have ever fit in everything, like Hermione's magic bag.

How much stuff you got in there, dog?

Yo, it's my Hermione bag.

by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015

Bik pack

A combination of "Bikram Yoga" and "six pack abs."

A "Bik pack" is a false sense of abdominal definition caused by sucking in your stomach in front of a large mirror while doing yoga postures in a hot room— as is the custom in Bikram Yoga studios.

I was rocking Bik pack abs during Half Moon pose (arms overhead, bending side to side, and then holding the posture for 30 seconds to a minute). Sadly, my one pack returned when I exhaled and stood like a normal person.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

cardar

Combination of "car" and "sonar" describing the act of finding your car in a large parking lot by repeatedly pressing the lock or unlock button on your keychain. Navigating your way around the parking lot by the relative increase or decrease in the loudness of the car beep is similar to the way that dolphins and bats use sound waves to navigate.

Without cardar I would still be walking around in a circle at Disney World.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

snock block

when you can't find a good snack, your snack gets cock blocked

If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.

by Ae5Ea8 January 5, 2018

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015