Ae5Ea8's definitions

brotes mcgroats

your friends. The term comes from "bro" and "mcgroats." mcgroats is a word that instantly makes anything 100 times cooler.

Husband: I'll be at the bachelor party from 9 until 11. See you soon, honey.
Wife: I don't believe a word of it. I know that you and your brotes mcgroats are doing to be doing some stupid s**t and staying out all night.

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

cariosity

Combination of "car" and "curiosity," describing the strange fascination and curiosity when you see someone with the same exact car as you. The curiosity is heightened because although our personal interaction with the car is always experienced privately, another owner of the same car probably has similar experiences as you.

What cariosity I have...I can't stop thinking about who owns this green 1980 Datsun 210 station wagon.

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

internot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "not."

Not another internot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

unfriend

Derived from "unfriending" someone on Facebook, to "unfriend" somebody in the real world is to stop acknowledging their presence. Instead of looking at them as you pass by, basically you just ignore them as if you had never met them.

Getting unfriended is especially weird when you know somebody by virtue of your participation in a group or team — which normally gives you at least a mild sense of camaraderie — but the person who unfriends you still insists on basically ignoring you.

It's official. JoBob unfriended me. I saw him in the hall yesterday and he didn't even acknowledge that we had ever met.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2015

refaptory period

Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.

Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.

by Ae5Ea8 March 30, 2015

crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018