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roll it forward

putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position

It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
Roll it forward -- it's chicken soup for your soul
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
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passweird

Combination of "password" and "weird," describing a strong password that you know you'll never be able to remember because it's so weird.
xay9tuf;ne"ca* is totes passweird. How did I ever expect to remember it?
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
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stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
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Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs
Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
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fauxcus

Combination of "focus" and "faux," describing the act of pretending to pay attention in class while you're doing something else. Well-timed nods at important assertions and brows furrowed in intellectual curiosity go a long way toward indicating that you are actively engaged in the class conversation. In truth, however, you may be texting, emailing, or shopping for shoes.
Maintaining proper fauxcus, Johnny was walking on the razor's edge: While gorging himself on epic fail videos of kittens trying to pounce on each other, he appeared to the professor to be actively engaged in the class conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
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catdusted

Getting cropdusted by your cat. This is when your cat farts and walks by your face.
I awoke to being kneaded and catdusted by Fluffy.
by Ae5Ea8 May 21, 2016
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Fartnite

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other
I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018
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