Ae5Ea8's definitions

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

Kirklandia

A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.

This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Don't miss the season premiere of Kirklandia.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

no-mo' code

Combination of "promo code" and "no more" (i.e., no mo'), describing the act of trying what you think is a valid promo code for an online purchase—but it fails at checkout. There just ain't no mo' code.

The average no-mo' code searching session lasts 5 minutes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

or nahd

Combination of "nod" and "or nah," describing the act of nodding in agreement when you can't actually hear what the person said. Useful at cocktail parties and bars. Also useful when you just aren't listening to somebody like a spouse or significant other.

You heard what they said...
or nahd

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2015

Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini.

"I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station

And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder)

A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015