Ae5Ea8's definitions

bromantic

When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*&#0!3s.

Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?

Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.

by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015

vinegar speed

Derived from "vinegar strokes," vinegar speed is the determined face you make when passing the point of no return while going though a traffic signal that you feel is about to turn yellow. Vinegar speed is the point at which even if the light turned yellow you wouldn't slow down.

Do the Vinegar Speed!

by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015

angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)

I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

ebroticon

An emoticon used in an email or text between two bros.

CAUTION: This is only appropriate in the most rare of circumstances.

Dude! I heard the good news. Congrats to you and Christine! I can't believe you're a dad! :) ebroticon

by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)

A bro who is a d bag.

Yeah, that guy's a total b bag (i.e., brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)).

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

fourth finger

Someone who follows everybody else and can't do anything by him or her self. Comes from the fourth finger (the ring finger), that can't lift by its own.

Suzy is such a fourth finger. She just does what everybody else does.

by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

buyromaniac

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.

Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015