Ae5Ea8's definitions

blotto correct

Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.

I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

beard-polar depression

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.

Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.

by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015

greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

ad-censed

Combination of Google's "Ad Sense" and "incensed" (meaning angry or irritated), describing inappropriate internet ads that you feel shouldn't be targeted at you.

Dude, wtf? Why are you getting ads for ladies jeans?

Bro. No idea. I'm simply ad-censed!

by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

it's just gums flapping

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world

Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.

by Ae5Ea8 February 28, 2015

Checkout check out

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.

Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

mute salute

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.

Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015