multi-flixing

Combination of "multi-tasking" and "Netflix," describing the act of binge viewing several different TV shows within one TV watching session. You might watch one episode of one show, followed by another episode of another show, and then back to the first show.
I'm currently multi-flixing Justified, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men.
by Ae5Ea8 April 22, 2015
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Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight
Sharpie guilt trip is a thing
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houche bag

When someone obviously from the United States puts on airs by saying "an historical moment" like a Brit. The offender not only uses "an" instead of "a" but also pronounces the "h." While some leeway may be given to somebody who was educated outside of the United States, this pronunciation comes off as a bit affected if you are just an average American born and raised in the States.
Don't be a hb.
Eh?
Houche bag.
by Ae5Ea8 March 11, 2015
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misunderSTUD

When you ask a dumb question in class but the teacher misunderstands you to be asking something a lot more intelligent than what you were really asking. You were actually asking something that betrayed your ignorance of the subject matter, but the teacher reads into your question a nuanced understanding that you simply did not have.

You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.
Teacher: What is the meaning of life?

Student: Molecules?

Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.

Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD
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Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015
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seagall

Combines "seagull" and "gall." Being vexed or irritated upon being shat upon by a seagull (or any bird).
The insolence of the that seagull really chaps my ass. I don't know what to do with the seagall that I'm feeling.
by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
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Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
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