Ae5Ea8's definitions

empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.

Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.

by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

Lentil Soup for the Soul

Chicken Soup for the Soul, for vegetarians

NY Times Bestseller: Lentil Soup for the Soul

by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017

Nixit

If England does a revote and Brexit get nixed.

Nixit or bust

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

snell

Combination of "smell" and "sneeze," describing the smell of a sneeze. Try it sometime by putting your head into your tee shirt as you sneeze.

I smelled my snell...The smell was surprisingly unenjoyable.

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

breathie

Combination of "selfie" and "breath," describing the act of smelling your own breath by cupping your hand in front of your mouth while simultaneously exhaling and inhaling slowly. It is similar to a "selfie" because you are taking a snapshot of your self; in this case, your breath.

I woke up and took a breathie of my morning breath. Result? Disgusting: generally rude, with notes of horse manure.

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015